• flan [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    which is the superior footballer haircut: zoomer broccoli or frosted tips?

    • Egon [they/them]
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      10 months ago

      He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he's a twink. He'd need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio

        • Egon [they/them]
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          10 months ago

          I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
          Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum

          • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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            10 months ago

            Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs

            Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!

            • Egon [they/them]
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              10 months ago

              Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian

                • Egon [they/them]
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                  10 months ago

                  It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body

                    • Egon [they/them]
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                      10 months ago

                      I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.

  • glans [it/its]
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    10 months ago

    at least he isn't pretending to play left field