Remember what we're fighting for comrades. They took workshop cows from you and gave you gravity instead. We have nothing to lose but roughly 7.85m/s²
And the ... chains... ironically enough, that are used to keep us close to the ground. They move along these networks so we can get from place to place without flying off the Earth.
The difficulty in negotiating low-gravity environments is an oft under-discussed issue in mature communism.
It's pretty simple, you just use your knight to checkmate your opponent in the first turn.
Зайцы и куропатки сразу на сковороду залетали. Хлеб покупаешь - тебе еще доплачивают. К реке страшно подойти было: налимы в котелок прыгали.
HARES AND PARTRIDGES FLEW STRAIGHT TO THE PAN. YOU BUY A BREAD, SELLER PAYS TO YOU. WAS EVEN SCARY TO GO TO THE RIVER, BURBOTS JUMPED RIGHT INTO THE BUCKET.
or into your bowler hat!
