none of this shit controls correctly in either motion control mode or handheld mode. I have to attempt every action at least five times just to get something to happen once. Despite having a god awful amount of text explaining things, nothing is ever explained well. Compare this to something like ring fit adventure, where you get a rotoscoped video of someone doing any action alongside tips to do that action better. Link moves weird, my joycons don't have drift yet he never feels like he's going in the direction I'm aiming him in. Everything feels finnicky and bad. The swimming animation looks bizarre and is horribly slow, to the point where I know there's gotta be something else I'm supposed to do during it, but hitting help or pausing for controls gives you no information.

  • Damson [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I assume this is the remastered version? They didn't fix this shit? Lmao it was unplayable on Wii

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    3 years ago

    Hmm I was gonna pirate it but I haven’t got my mullvad subscription yet. Kinda was hoping they’d have put more effort into it but we have winning Nintendo rn so lol

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Remaking a game from the last time they were on top and stopped giving a shit.

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        The Mario anniversary edition showed they have a fully functional Wii/gamecube/n64 emulator. And they're phoning it in so hard that they haven't even bothered getting free cash from it :angery:

  • ConstipationNation [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm about 20 hours in and I don't hate it but I do feel like it's the weakest Zelda title. Besides the controls being a pain in the ass I also feel like the level design, art direction, and soundtrack are just bland and uninspired compared to Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess.

  • KelquunDotre [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    my joycons don't have drift

    Are you my ADC? Because you just got Jinxed!

    • HntrKllr [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :bonk: no League talk here. All my homies hate league

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I was actually considering getting it. The people I know who've played it all say that it's great. Forgot to take into account the gimmicky motion controls.