i don't know what the fuck you're talking about but cheers bro i'll drink to that
The Soviet economy collapsed because it focused only on producing Ivan Drogos, to the exclusion of all other goods.
At the end of World War 2 Stalin personally visited Hitler's bunker in hopes of challenging him to a Kung Fu duel but the bastard already blew his brains out in fear
In ww2 only half of the soviet army have guns because the other half can catch bullets with their hand and kill nazis with a single touch
Dynasty Warriors but it's the Eastern Front and you play as Stalin
This is so much funnier than it has any right to be
Is it not okay to ask professors what the fuck they're on about? Like, was this a place where literally everybody was kung Fu fighting? If I'm laying good money to hear someone say weird shit like that, I wouldn't let it go ever
Sounds like the prof misspoke, to be honest. Probably meant "martial" state.
Still worth speaking up about, but not as ridiculous as "martial arts" state.
It's still funny and I'd totally have to point it out. But yeah, that's a statement that needs follow up questions
Actually the prof meant to say "Marital Arts," a quaint euphemism for fucking
If Rocky beat Drago doesn't that make the US more of a martial arts state? How are they measuring this?
The Soviet Union collapsed because they were, like, getting really into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, bro
:maduro-gift: :maduro-katana-2: challenging capitalism in mortal kombat
Let's be real tho, all the post-Soviet states absolutely kill it in the martial arts game. Just look at the number of them who put up competitors in olympic wrestling or the highest levels of MMA. You come out of the womb in Kyrgyzstan with cauliflower ear
Probably not what they are talking about. But Sambo was the Soviet martial art.
Its as effective as you would imagine. Many MMA fighters come from a Sambo background, including former champions and even legitime all time greats like Fedor Emelianenko and Khabib Nurmagomedov. A huge percentage of the army of Caucasus fighters taking over the MMA world obviously have a background is Sambo.
That’s like when my economic geography prof called Canada communist. I was like huh? I wish.
I wish I lived in the Canada that American Chuds think it is
As someone else pointed out, if I'm paying good money to hear that caliber of nonsense, then Professor Princeton's got some 'splainin to do.
