:wholesome:

:very-intelligent:

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I note that Batista isn't there...curious...wonder where he's gone. 🔥 :blob-on-fire: 🔥

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This is what's waiting for leftists?! :quagsire-pog:

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why are there so many brand names available in heaven.

    And what kind of dig is it to relabel Das Kapital to Le Capital?

  • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    lmao the chud comic actually makes me feel happy.

    What a funny thing. :agony-wholesome:

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      FR the only person that could look at this and think "lol ownd" deserves a swirly.

      • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        lmao yeah, imagine looking at Che going "Fidel!!" and being that happy and thinking "owned".

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      All the Socialists together in heaven as bros...did not think through the implications there did they?

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Communist leaders can have a little drip.

    Also "lol you're not a real communist because you consume product"

    Motherfuckers I grew up poor as shit and have been in a fair few scraps I will fuck you up whoever made this garbage meme.

    It's not often that a meme makes me regress back to aggressive posturing but seriously the brainworms and assumptions behind this meme makes me want to shove this nerd in a locker.

  • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So in a place where you don't conceivably have to work, it's bad not to work...?

    I mean they went to a casteless, moneyless, stateless plane of existence. What communism do they have to implement that isn't already active?

    • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
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      3 years ago

      It's literally the "you're a communist but yet you have product :very-intelligent:". Chuds thinks that it's a powerful dunk because they thinks communism is when you're an ascetic drone who lives in an empty concrete box and eats grey nutrient slop, which ironically is the condition capitalism is headed for.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Someone mentioned this on here, but there was a story about someone who was dead for a couple of minutes and claimed to see heaven. They said that in heaven everyone has a job and there's a class system. Imagine believing this. Such crushing capitalist realism that even heaven, what's supposed to be a utopia where you rest after life is just more drudgery. And yet communism is supposed to be soul crushing and satanic.

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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      3 years ago

      I don't remember where I read it, but I remember reading some chud recently was talking about how he believed that Heaven would manifest as being able to work nonstop without having to stop for things like eating or sleeping

  • sokopsisss [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    It would actually work really well as a talking point for lefties. Like you have to have the excessive branding otherwise your brain would just identify all these things as the creation of labor and see no contradictions. It's the profiteer trying to reinsert himself into a relation that only needs to exist between people and the things they create.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    gamer Stalin

    There's probably a joke about purges and among us to be made but I can't be arsed to think of one.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Is the joke just "lol commie die" because you're also telling me they went to the literal christian heaven for their good lives