Literally just leave. Stop being a police officer. It's not a blue life, it's a blue job.
LASER TEAM ASSEMBLE
:stalin-shining: :hexbear-shining: :jb-shining: :mao-aggro-shining: :kropotkin-shining: :mao-shining:
“A federal agent’s hand was impaled by planted nails, another federal agent was shot by a pellet gun leaving a wound deep to the bone and tragically three federal officers were likely left permanently blinded by the rioters,” said McEnany, who also accused protesters of barricading officers inside the courthouse and launching fireworks at them.
I also read other sources reporting that several officers have had meticulously placed anvils fall on them flattening them completely.
My understanding is leftists have been littering the streets with rakes, sometimes cunningly placing two of them head to head, so that federal officers are unable to move without hitting themselves in the face with rakes.
Reports are surfacing of Portland antifa dressing up as smoking hot dames and luring drooling officers into alleyways, then removing their dresses and crushing them with comically oversized mallets.
You've got some decent fanfic there if you develop it. Probably a big market for that mood among conservatives.
I would feel some sympathy for them if they weren't shooting people in the eyes with rubber bullets.
"How did you go blind, daddy?"
"Protestors against police brutality attacked me while I was brutalizing them."
"Is that why you hit mommy?"
Haha just for research purposes what kind of lasers and where can I get one? Haha what a shame like please don’t point lasers at a federal officer, but really drop a link where I can buy one, I mean so I can report the seller to the government.
Imagine being a Thin Blue Line guy and then losing your eyesight
I bet they probably weren't that concerned with Chinese police health when this tactic was heavily used in HK.
