haha, i think it's even earlier. i remember reading it in like the mid 90s. the shit one could find as an unsupervised kid in the days of web 1.0 were fucking wild. dialup speeds made photos slow, but text has nearly always been lightning fast.
sometimes i forget and get lulled into the belief that today's internet is unhinged, and then i see a post like this and it reminds me just how thoroughly batshit the internet has always been.
Whats the card pool like for that? I got a couple historic decks that would be fun to clone. And a shitty commander deck that could use some play testing.
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It's a pasta from an old website. Like early 00s old.
haha, i think it's even earlier. i remember reading it in like the mid 90s. the shit one could find as an unsupervised kid in the days of web 1.0 were fucking wild. dialup speeds made photos slow, but text has nearly always been lightning fast.
sometimes i forget and get lulled into the belief that today's internet is unhinged, and then i see a post like this and it reminds me just how thoroughly batshit the internet has always been.
John McAfee is that you?
:gulag:
That's too kind for this
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Asari are basically sorta anthro dolphins with some tentacles. And they be hot af.
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I have never dabbled, but if there's ever a noob night I'd be in.
Oh really? I've been wanting to get back into magic I would totally be down for that.
Whats the card pool like for that? I got a couple historic decks that would be fun to clone. And a shitty commander deck that could use some play testing.
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Cockatrice has the full MTG card pool available and it would even be possible to add custom cards.
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ok so it'd have to be a 2/2
with hexproof?
what should its abilities be?
:what-the-hell:
of course a post like this is delivered by She Who Thirsts
Slaanesh knows no preference. Only Consent.
At this rate we're going to need the Volcel Coastguard :volcel-judge:
The world's first anti-semen navy.
But they'll be so susceptible to the prehensile penis
holy fuck I haven't read this in like 15 years
Ahh, the old tomes. Looking for the one about Kangaroo's bifurcated cocks and triple vaginas.
What the actual fuck
Based Slaneesh
Deep internet lore right here.
Tfw no prehensile penis bf :agony-immense:
:posadas:
Not enough Volcel police in the world to handle this one.
@VolcelPolice check the parent comment (actually please don't for your own sanity), we need a volcel nuke for this stuff
We just had half our officers quit from this alone, I fear for the war on horny :volcel-judge:
Um- animals can't consent, christ this is disturbing
You're right it's very disturbing. First comment I've reported in months that wasn't a blatant wrecker or something
yall know this is ancient copy pasta right?
this post was reported three times, but