• dinklesplein [any, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    stalin was korean, actually, and hitler was finno-ugric. ww2 was a continuation of the finno-korean hyperwar, just on a lower scale.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Actually they were from the same village in Albania. Their animosity dates back to their childhoods when they had to share the same bunker in school and Adolf would fart in there.

  • CyberMao [it/its]
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    3 years ago

    Stalin and Hitler were Atlanteans who primarily existed in the 6th dimension. World War II was actually known to high-dimensional beings as the Pleiadian Reckoning due the Pleiadian Experiment disrupting the Atlantean superabundance. See, the Pleiadians had been experimenting for thousands of years with hyper-dominant male energy and had basically forgotten how to do anything else. Hitler was the spirit son of an Atlantean known to the Egyptians as Seshat and a Pleiadian whose name can’t be recorded. Stalin, meanwhile, was a half-incarnation of the Atlantean Mattatron. The two had lived together for several centuries before incarnating on earth to head of the resonant singularity that everyone knew was coming. So World War II, or the Pleiadian Reckoning, was actually about restoring a superabundance to the Greater Plains. Even though the Son of Seshat was defeated, the Pleiadians were never taught how to embody a balance of male and female energy, so the superabundance was never actually completed. This is why you saw things like Operation Paperclip.

    Source: Thoth

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This is fake news.

    I saw a comment on YouTube a few months back that said they were both Bavarian. In fact according to this comment, all world leaders at the time (as well as George Orwell, and Boris Johnson's and Donald Trump's granddads) were all Bavarian.

    What evil schemes the Bavarian NWO are up to, weren't stated.

    • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Bavarian NWO

      dͤ̌̓͋͗͠eͦ̒̓̏͗̂̍̓͠c̡̍̄̀o̧̢ͨ͗ͧͨ̈͐́dͨͫ͏̴̵e͒̔͞ ̷̵͒͆͌̒͑ͤ̀s̽̓ͩ҉̷e̿̀͂̓ͮ́ċ̈ͮ̑́ͥ̾́r̢̿́ͨ̔͆eͯ̓ͦͭͦ̇͌ͭt̵̸̄͂̅ ̉ͧ̅͂ͧͤ̀̚t̨̅̅͊͛͆r̢̆ͣ̀̈ä́͒ͦ͐ͨͥ́̂҉n̸ͫ̈̑ͫ́̚͡s̷̐́̀͗͒͆ͣ́̚m̸̢ͪ̉i̓̏͂̈ͪͭͦ̈́͏s̷ͩ̄̄̌͏͡s̶ͭͥ͒ͬi̷ͧô̈n͗̍͋ͫ̑͠

      It's a long term plan to transform all matter in the solar system into sausages and beer. Currently in the lower stages but just you wait

        • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          It may or may not involve the BMW-fication of all living organisms along the way, so... uhhh.

          • Nakoichi [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            Holy shit it's all Bavaria

            Also I love the German language:

            Otto moved the company and renamed it "Gustav Otto Flugmaschinenfabrik". The official entry appears as No. 14/364: "Gustav Otto in Munich, flying machine factory"

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      i think there's a subset of illuminati conspiracy theories that focuses on the Bayrische Illuminaten / Adam-Weishaupt-Loge. or this is just something i read in a Shadowrun sourcebook ages ago. probably both.

  • karl3422 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    even if they were that would not make ww2 an albanian civil war for so many incredibly simple reasons

  • marzimpan [any]
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    3 years ago

    WW2 is more correctly considered the second Austro-Serbian war, following the first Austo-Serbian war in 1914

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    3 years ago

    gonna start doing this. I've read several books, so I could be a scholar