Hate this kind of hustle-grind pop psychology bullshit

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    7 months ago

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    Oh so you're just saying old people get up earlier yeah everyone already knew that thanks

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    7 months ago

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    mother fucker this is like saying you prefer left twix over right twix

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      7 months ago

      Sex when you're single is feast or famine. You meet someone and you're falling all over each other, bodily fluids flying everywhere for a few weeks. And then you break up and go six weeks (or months or maybe even years) dry as a bone.

      Sex when you're married is the thing you do when you realize you haven't had sex in a while and you've got a few hours between grocery shopping and picking the kids up from soccer practice, so lets bang one out real qu- AH MY BACK! I should have stretched first! Why am I so OLD!!!

    • Raebxeh
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      7 months ago

      1.5 times a week is plenty

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    7 months ago

    Night Owls are the harm reduction candidate. Yeah they have sex twice a week and use Instagram but if you don't vote then the Early Birds will get in and have even more sex and use Facebook.

    Also, the Night Owls love to sleep! Sure, you might be getting an hour less sleep, even though it's listed as a hobby on their campaign website, but they had to make that concession because they're the adults in the room and if you don't understand why you're just being childish and immature.

  • buh [any]
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    7 months ago

    People who never sleep have sex 5x a week

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    People who are in bed by 9:30 are famous for fucking all the time

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    Hate this kind of hustle-grind pop psychology bullshit

    Well do I I have an extremely well timed Citations Needed episode for YOU:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE0PS8Pq1wo