https://archive.ph/2022.03.03-082838/https://www.wsj.com/articles/while-working-from-home-your-coworkers-dated-fell-in-love-11646246201

  • OldMole [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    While you were working from home, your co-workers were fucking super hot chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Haha, man wait till you hear about all that pussy just waiting for you at the office! Yeah just come on in, just for one day, you'll get laid I swear it bro, you gotta come in, we've had a load of new hires come on bro, I swear, it'll be different this time. We got a fresh truckload of pussy, just waiting for you in the bossman's office, just come and take a look we've got no more place to keep the stuff just take it off our hands please bro I need this, I really really need you to come in to the office, please bro"

    • dismal [they/them, undecided]
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      3 years ago

      a fresh truckload of pussy

      lol this phrase gave me a mental image of a truck with just a metric fuck ton of cats in the back, in the bed of the truck

      also thats a combination of words, that i dont even think ive ever seen put together like that

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    3 years ago

    happy for them :stalin-approval: anyway back to finishing work in 2 hours and billing it for 6 and playing pokemon the rest of the day

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    i have it on good authority that the amount of love that blossomed between my coworkers during the pandemic is zero.

    in terms of facts, there was a suicide in the first 10 months, multiple critical resignations, several significantly early retirements, and at least one publicly acknowledged covid death, though i am sure there were more we didn't hear about. do a story on that, Callum Burgers, you absolute fetus.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So wait, are guys no longer allowed to even compliment a woman without getting fired, or is love happening?

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Compliments over Zoom will get you fired because it's proveable via recordings, go back to the office to safely sexually harass women with no witnesses and no documentation

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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    3 years ago

    I went back to the office to do just this. I'm making a lot of excuses to go to the water cooler, but so far no one has happened to use it at the same time as me so I haven't had the opportunity to strike up any conversations. Also not everyone looks the same as they did on Zoom :/