The secret truth is....

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 3 years ago

OldMole [he/him] · 3 years ago

To stop a bad pervert, you need a good pervert, with a gun

AcidSmiley [she/her] · 3 years ago

Narrator's voice: The gun represents the erect peepee

Alaskaball [comrade/them] · 3 years ago

Erect cpp

MendingBenjamin [they/them] · 3 years ago

40% of volcel cops beat their meat

Helia [she/her, they/them] · 3 years ago

oh no , say it aint so

commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir] · 3 years ago

:data-laughing:

AcidSmiley [she/her] · 3 years ago

That's not a secret, everybody knows this.

RNAi [he/him] · 3 years ago

As every other police force.

VolcelPolice [any] · 3 years ago

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a cum...

catposter [comrade/them] · 3 years ago

whoever this is is a champion of chastity kinks and understands only they can stop horny people on the internet

Mehrunes_Laser [comrade/them, any] · 3 years ago

Source?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 3 years ago

@VolcelPolice did a sexy wink at me once

VolcelPolice [any] · 3 years ago

It's from a grapefruit, we got pulp in our eye!

Mehrunes_Laser [comrade/them, any] · 3 years ago

:spray-bottle:

Ezze [hy/hym,they/them] · 3 years ago

:owl-wink:

Grownbravy [they/them] · edit-2 3 years ago

You dont carry handcuff everywhere if you’re not a freak on the dl

budoguytenkaichi [he/him,they/them] · 3 years ago

:astronaut-1:

HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided] · 3 years ago

who bonks the bonkmen

PootrKrobuttkin [any] · edit-2 2 years ago

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SteinOfRamm [they/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

deleted by creator

GreenTeaRedFlag [any] · 3 years ago

:downbear:

PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] · 3 years ago

Well duh, that's the source of their power.

Neopergoss [he/him,any] · 3 years ago

🥵 Omg I can only imagine...

Florist [none/use name] · 3 years ago

Many such cases