The “slapgate was an inside job” truthers are my favorite type of brainworm to come out of this
:a-little-trolling: The slap heard round the world! Or was it? Folks, the failing Oscars. The failing Oscars crowd booing Oh I know, we hate them! Y'know they never invited me for Home Alone 2, true story! But anyway, wow, what do they do? They tell Fresh Prince to slap Everyone Hates Chris right on air! Boom, ka-pow, like that! Instant ratings boost!! It was a hit. I'd never let that happen as your president. I'd get to the bottom of Slapgate and uncover that it was an inside job crowd cheering The corrupt Hollywood far-leftist democrats would NEVER get away with that under my watch!
It was actually set up by the people holding the rights to GI Jane to create buzz for a sequel/soft reboot
yeah it doesn't make sense at all because there will never be another Oscars that they'd want people to tune into. And besides, you'd never do a stunt for an event no one watches. You'd do a stunt for something everybody watches like the MTV music video awards.
Is wojack the final meme? Are we doomed to look at endless wojack variants until the end of time?
This brings to mind the speciation chart with all the old meme faces from the early 2000s, then removes all the ones that fell out of favor, then replaces them with the variations of the surviving ones that now fill the empty roles. Where it's just wojak and trollface that survived, with wojak variants spreading to dominate the chart.
Only sheep don't realize that the CIA creates and spreads most memes nowadays.
will smith wasn't the one who slapped chris rock. actually, there was a second slapman
if you look carefully, you notice how chris rock went back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left.
It's the only reason I even knew they were happening.
I'm conspiracy brained enough that I wholeheartedly believe this is possible. I wouldn't go telling other people that it's what happened but it's what I believe in a way.
Like all good conspiracy theories, there's no way for you, the loser on this website (FBI agents excluded) of even getting close to the truth, and even if you did find out, the solution still boils down to "abolish the market and wage labor" if you pull on the string enough
Also its so fucking obnoxious and unfunny that it feels like an add campaign. "Oh but this doesn't actually help ratings for the show", read The Death of WCW, this is absolutely something a dying entertainment company would do.
theres literally already a wojak punching meme, all u have to do is switch the smug face for the rage cry face and make it will smith with the fill tool
(tongue flicking over my lip in deep concentration as I take Smith's color with the eyedrop tool)
(tongue flicking over my lip in deep concentration as I take Smith’s color with the eyedrop tool)
:visible-disgust:
this sentence was deeply unsettling
Adobe is a branch of the Deep State used to continuously pull the wool over the eyes of the terminally online sheeple. I just use paintdotnet.
Unironically going full paranoia brain recently and I dont even have a psychotic disorder
