The pope offered the blandest, most milquetoast critique about how bad this war stuff is and how we need to maybe seek diplomatic mediation and not focus on always preparing for war, and she just lost her shit and gave the lib equivalent of the Navy Seals copypasta
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FYI there are 9 popes. Let me tell you them. There is the coptic pope, two african popes, asian pope, greek orthodox pope,gay pope, canadian love pope, retired pope and the hidden pope who nobody knows about.remember them
did this freak just threaten the fucking pope?
The pope offered the blandest, most milquetoast critique about how bad this war stuff is and how we need to maybe seek diplomatic mediation and not focus on always preparing for war, and she just lost her shit and gave the lib equivalent of the Navy Seals copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little pope? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Oxford, and I've been involved in numerous newsletters exposing kompromat, and I have over 3 million confirmed tweets. I am trained in information warfare and I'm the top journalist on all of Substack. You are nothing to me but just another bot. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of confidential sources in the intelligence community and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, tankie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Twitter account. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just on the mobile app. Not only am I extensively trained in game theory, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CIA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the blogosphere, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" tweet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Russian. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, shill.
Holy See Team Six
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Now he's putin's popeit
doesn't putin already have several orthodox popes at home?
in a stunning twist, louise converts to orthodox christianity and putin converts to roman catholicism. also jeremy corbyn becomes anglican.
Corbyn converts to Judaism would be the biggest twist.
FYI there are 9 popes. Let me tell you them. There is the coptic pope, two african popes, asian pope, greek orthodox pope,gay pope, canadian love pope, retired pope and the hidden pope who nobody knows about.remember them
these are already ten popes, not including Francis. we may be seeing exponential pope growth here.
They're cheap knockoffs of the real thing. Their hats are funnier though.
Meanwhile Twitter will ban you for saying Musk should be fired out of a cartoon cannon into the sun.
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