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Why do some guys have dangly ass balls? Not judging, just wondering why some dudes have dangly balls when others don't
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balls adapt to material conditions and will be as droopy as they need to be in the moment
balls change depending on a lot of things, particularly temperature and arousal :PIGPOOPBALLS:
To expound: body temp is too high for sperm, hence the whole scrotum shebang. If it's cold, and the testicles require a raise in temperature, the scrotum shrinks a bit and moves further towards the body in order for body heat to raise its temp. Vice versa when it's warm.
If you stare at them long enough you can even watch them go up and down.
I really don’t understand how putting a sensitive internal organ on the outside of the body to better control temperature was the easier path than sperm that can tolerate being like 2 degrees warmer
Oh yeah once it happened I understand why it stayed. But sperm producing organs started inside, so I would’ve expected slight preferences for temperature by sperm would be easier to change than moving an organ outside.
They probably moved outside when we evolved from cold-blooded to warm-blooded, and body heat was too much for the current design.
retractable balls is the norm. I remember there was this porn guy whose balls just sagged when performing, and when they shot closeups, he would have to use his hands to move his sagging balls out of the way so they can get a clear shot of the penetration lol
Idk why they're different but they can change depending on the temperature
too much information about my balls
Mine usually hang lower in the summer and retract a little bit in the winter. It can be pretty inconvenient in the summer when they get sweaty
Yet another thing to convince me that pants were a mistake
Anatomically speaking, skirts and dresses are much more suited to people with Digg and bollz. Idk why we're supposed to wear pants
cus you don't want anything sneakin up there and havin' a lil grab or nibble ya get me?
Im pretty sure its because you can’t ride a horse well in a skirt/dress/robe
Some people just have pendulous balls. Plus, they tend to sag more with age
Greg Giraldo had a bit about his balls finally hitting the water after apparently skimming the surface for years.
Straight-up genetics
Unless they're all in some secret ball-stretching cult we don't know about
gravit and age. more people with balls need buy bannana hammock / "pouch" underwears
Skin loses elasticity as you age so everywhere starts sagging
Supplement with collagen if you care
balls are like tits, they affected by gravity and droop over time
you ever seen balls of old person? drag on floor
you ever seen boobs of old person? often nice, because probably they wears bra sometime
more people with balls should wear bannana hammock
no upvotes? typical chauvinist, even afraid of own testicles and scientist reality
