Turns out this shit works.
That shit is good. Popular in Spain.
They call it a Calimocho.
I met a Spaniard that claimed it originated as a cheap way for teens to drink publicly without being obvious by pouring cheap red wine into the partly emptied coke bottle.
It's pretty effective if you want to catch that extra buzz with the added sugar and caffeine.
My cola of choice would be dank as fuck, super dense, purp and weigh multiple ounces
All I know is I woke up like four days ago with a huge box of wine in my backpack. No idea why.
And as a lover of alcohol and a hater of wine I had to figure out how to drink that shit lol
Don't know, but that is definitely possible. Kinda sounds like something I'd do.
the best we can all hope to be is "ill steal something out of your house!" while drunk and confronted with a fucker
shoutout to the time i stole a backpack of liquor from a cop's house when they were throwing a party
Refrigerate it. Get drunk on something tastier. Move onto very cold bad wine.
i think soft drinks were originally formulated to be mixers, but some marketing wizard was like, "just play it straight and kids can drink it!"
anyway, i also enjoyed sangria (the red wine + OJ kind), but the sugar could be heinous later.
towards the end of my drinking, i would downstep cheap reds with water as my night went on, in an effort to widen the target window and reach the zenith of booze buzz without every really being too drunk (zero spins) to glide gently into a bed without being very dehydrated the next day.
don't let anyone tell you that you can't mix wine with whatever. those people are brutes.
Calimocho/kalimotxo, about 50/50 red wine/Coca Cola mix
Heard this was a thing in Spain a long long time ago. Tried it at the time but forgot if I liked it or not
Spaniards be like "random shit in my red wine? :so-true: sign me the fuck up" tho
Thanks for the reminder of how much I hate Spaniards.
I did this until it started to make my stomach feel like it was full of battery acid. I'm old but it's the most acidic mixed drink you can make. It is easy to get drunk though
Here in Scandinavistan we love our vodka mixed with energy drinks
Wanna talk about acidic (we're all suicidal alcoholics)
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Yes that was my turbodrunk 20s now it's all about managing hydration and acid and all this boring shit. I'm just an old man with a shrooma problem
If not beer shots of vodka chased with water is about the healthiest drinking you can do but it's also for portly senior citizens
I'm just here trying to not get an alcohol/cocaine induced heart attack
(failed)
That's really bad for you.
Not just the megadoses of sugar, which are bad enough on their own, but the stimulants keep you up long past the point at which you should have passed out.
If you're feeling logy then have one at the beginning of the evening but then switch to something more sane. Tonic or soda water and lime is a good choice.
Haha, I did a boot of dumbass recipe version. Of that once. They sell Red Bull powder. Boot of vodka+Gatorade (for flavor not weak shit like hydration)+energy drink powder.
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this post was made with the specific intention of pissing off certain kinds of people and I am one of them XD
Huh. Might check that out tomorrow, cuz there's no way I'm finishing off this box of wine today
I'll stick to rum and coke for my sweet cocktails thank you very much. I prefer drier drinks mixed stupidly strong anyways.
