Not my picture because I’m not an anglo imperialist hobgoblin that crawled out of a bog.

:ukkk: :smoothskin: :england-cool: .

  • CrookedSerpent [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    The struggle session that will END hexbear : Are the Engl*sh human, or little more than beasts?

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Trick question. Humans are themselves little more than beasts - or, to look at it another way, what we call "beasts" are very nearly human.

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Finding the nearest Engl*shman and accusing them of being a Yakubian ape whose skull dimensions I must study for science

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      the anglo engl*sh upper class subjected themselves to at least thrice generations of self-imposed eugenics / inbreeding and as such likely have abnormalities in the distribution of their colonialist culture

      eugenics is of course pseudoscientific bullshit, but don’t let an anglo hear you say that. many are very proud of their imaginary pedigrees.

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      unnecessary, you can gauge the inbred royalist nature of most anglo tories by sight alone

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    When imperialists colonize a place, the imperialists impose their culture upon the colonized, forcing the colonized to take up the colonizers' language, religion, and way of life. So the fact that despite colonizing half the world, what is called English cuisine hasn't spread beyond their settler colonies demonstrates that what is called English cuisine sucks so hard even the most brainwashed white-worshiping mentally colonized colonial subject don't wanna eat that shit.

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      :10000-com: :england-cool:

      It is extremely telling that the Engl*sh continually attempt to claim tikka masala as somehow an anglo invention.

      in comparison, anywhere the french (:france-cool:) pillaged received the world’s shittiest consolation prize for being subjected to crimes against humanity: extremely skilled baguette equivalents

      • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        The easiest comparison is between Vietnam and Hong Kong. There are parts of Vietnamese cuisine that's clearly imposed upon influenced by the French like banh mi and coffee while Hong Kong cuisine is just Cantonese cuisine plus some Western style pastries thrown in.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Baguettes do rock, and the banquette has reached it's highest for min Vietnam, probably.

      • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        engl*sh explaining how blood pudding is actually a delicacy and pride in colonialist culture is an immutable characteristic:

        :morshupls:

    • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      love to log on to a leftist website and be called subhuman for no reason

      great vibes there bud

      • CrimsonSage [any]
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        2 years ago

        With you on this, op is needlessly cringe and offensive.

      • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        you are on this site and presumably not a tory. as such, you are likely an outlier and not the byproduct of inbred colonizers

        although it is also odd you clicked on a post containing jellied eels only to find offense at those who believe eating bog worms is distasteful

        • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          yankee moment

          though it is also odd you clicked on a post containing jellied eels only to find offense at those who believe eating bog worms is distasteful

          this site loves to mock traditionally poor people food

          • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            I have IBS, so the white yankee is clearly also a genetically flawed population (especially if they come from engl*sh stock)

            this site loves to mock traditionally poor people food

            weak argument for consuming other living creatures / carnism. I subsist largely on beans, rice, and tofu. These are traditionally working class food and are all well regarded by this site.

            :tofu-cool: :bean:

            • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              i've been vegan for 15 years

              most people aren't
              i'm also not "defending carnism", you just called an entire nation of people subhuman because they eat cheap fish in a weird way

              ngl mate, people like you are indistinguishable from 4 chan freaks

              • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
                hexagon
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                2 years ago

                that is wonderful and I am proud of you. meanwhile, I will dunk on people (especially the engl*sh) for eating animals.

                you just called an entire nation of people subhuman because they eat cheap fish in a weird way

                no, it’s the other way around. the hunger for bog eels are a side effect of the low tastebud count found on many anglos.

                ngl mate, people like you are indistinguishable from 4 chan freaks

                I’m different, I have IBS

            • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
              hexagon
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              2 years ago

              this is exactly the kind of behavior I am dunking on. there is a long history of colonialist countries, in particular the engl*sh and yankees, insulting and devaluing other cultures.

              meanwhile, they’re eating boiled eels they pulled out of a bog.

              there is also “higher class” anglo food that is equally easy to mock. Aspics, periwinkles, foie gras, and Stargazy pie come to mind.

              The cope of claiming this is somehow a class-based dunk is honestly insulting to working class people.

              • hahafuck [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                Idk what two of those are but winkle and foie gras are good, although the latter is very distasteful. I think you just are not much of a gourmet. Also stop pretending you aren't American lol its embarassing

                Edit: I looked them up and stargazy pie looks fine its just fish pie with a weird presentation. Aspic yeah probably not very good

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Jokes aside, you can't be racist against white people but even if you could, you still couldn't be racist against the English

        Crackers except it's the original crackers.

        Hardtack, if you will :funny-clown-hammer: :anti-cracker-aktion: :hasan-smash:

        • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          what is it with this site and pretending people said things that they clearly didn't?

          calling people subhuman for an immutable characteristic is a shitty thing to do
          it isn't hard to understand

            • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
              hexagon
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              2 years ago

              A person can choose to give up Engl*sh citizenship, thus releasing them from the monarchist curse.

              Equally valid: denouncing the monarchy in general.

              Similar to yankees bristling at their “culture” being mocked, the typical :england-cool: finds themselves insulted to no longer be the cultural standard.

              It’s a reaction centered in unexamined imperialist brainworms and wounded pride in a failed empire. This can lead to disastrous political consequences such as brexit and ricky gervais.

              • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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                2 years ago

                you could just stop calling people subhuman
                or fuck off back to 4chan where you belong

                • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
                  hexagon
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                  2 years ago

                  It is very surprising you are this emotionally invested in engl*sh pride.

                  :england-cool:

                  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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                    2 years ago

                    it's not surprising that some fashoid like you insists that it's "english pride" instead of the fucking normal response of finding it offensive to call people subhuman for where they were born

                    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
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                      2 years ago

                      I have never used the phrase subhuman. Aside from their penchant for colonialism, the anglos are perhaps most notable for having a culture adapted to live in peat bogs. That is an impressive achievement for human beings.

                      As a filthy yankee of amerikkka, I respect another garbage culture when I see it. I also think it is important to not view Engl*sh culture as sophisticated or learned. Especially when it is responsible for widespread colonialism and genocide

                      I am also very much not a fascist and I would prefer if you didn’t use ableist terms such as “oid”

                      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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                        2 years ago

                        I have also never used the phrase subhuman

                        nah, you just said that we're all hobgoblins and questioned whether we're human or not

                        seriously fuck off with this bullshit and get in the pit

                          • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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                            2 years ago

                            you think that's some dig at me?

                            i'm literally a communist you colossal bellend

                            the only place the royal family belongs is at the end of a noose

                            • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
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                              the only place the royal family belongs is at the end of a noose

                              well then we agree on that.

                              If I was a white anglo engl*sh person, I would simply dunk on imperialist culture and the system of white supremacy it created instead of taking it as a personal slight. Whiteness should be mocked

        • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Hardtack, if you will :funny-clown-hammer: :anti-cracker-aktion: :hasan-smash:

          :michael-laugh:

      • hahafuck [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I think its okay to do if its funny, less so if you are doing the same year-old joke stolen from the chapotraphouse podcast 100 times in a row in your own thread back and forth between alts. Posting is an art

        • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          what is it with this site and pretending people said things that they clearly didn’t?
          calling people subhuman for an immutable characteristic is a shitty thing to do
          it isn’t hard to understand

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Engl*sh “cuisine” is not recommended as it is mostly boiled bog eels, blood puddings, or failed attempts at appropriating the food of other cultures using the aforementioned ingredients.

  • dead [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Oi, is that footy scran mate?

  • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Jellied eels are a traditional Engl*sh dish that originated in the 18th century, primarily in the East End of London. The dish consists of chopped eels boiled in a salted stock that is allowed to cool and set, forming a jelly. It is usually served cold.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "Served cold" is the worst part

      Fish soup/stock? Yeah, ok, good. Chilled fish jello? :kombucha-disgust:

      • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        “If you warmed the succulent eel jello, it would digress to liquid though, you see”

        :speech-r: :smoothskin:

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I’m not picky either. I just like to eat real food and I have IBS.

      The Engl*sh believe salt is a spice, which is why they have no other seasoning on their food. Horrendous

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Damn, the white side of my family is French and Irish and even I don't go after the inbred pedos this hard.

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I didn’t even bother mentioning that their island is infested with noncery as I believe that could be largely fixed by clearing out their monarchy and ruling class

      I do however find the anglo hobgoblin culture bizarre and disgustingly charming. It is very quaint in a kind of “goblincore” way

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Now Japanese unagi, :chefs-kiss: . Grill those worms and they're so good.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah the eels are blameless here, the problem is with the lime eating colonial worshippers of a petulant incestuous skeleton