• RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "aAHgh! Balls...p-parched :yes-honey-left: ... intelligence...over-whelming! :sunny-breakdown: "

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    There is something poetic about men saying they're intellectually superior while in the same breath claiming that testicles are where brains are stored

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Counterpoint: you kick a guy in the nards hard enough, he will stop thinking entirely

      Checkmate Libs

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    testicles maintained the heat

    testicles are outside the body to lower their temperature

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Heat of spirit. The spirit is warmed by the bounciness of the scrotum. :think-about-it: :the-more-you-know:

    • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      The Balls are a Thermal Regulator.

      Edit: Just realized, pee cycles from the balls into the rest of the body, in order to achieve a liquid-cooling effect.

  • Trouble [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Is that why u get all stupid when I grab them? :pathetic:

    • cogito_ergo_cum [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      While the world did gaze with deep amaze

      At those fearless men but few

      Who bore the fight that freedom's light

      Might shine through the foggy dew

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's true. I always heat my balls with a hairdryer when I have to think big complicated thoughts. It gives me 26.56 extra IQ points.