Befriend your friendly neighborhood pill bugs! They're close enough lol
I fucking love trilobites, my fav prehistoric sea critter
Great mega :rat-salute-2:
Elon's really going wild over this airplane tracker shit. He's banning every journalist covering the story lmao
Streisand effect isn't real copium
It was really insane, Musk joined a space and bitched out after 5 minutes. THEN he posted that the flight tracking was posting his "assassination coordinates", if I knew any better, I'd say he might actually be legit scared.
i think he is! i think he realized after being booed that there are real human beings who dislike him, and the idea of the rabble not approving terrifies him, so he wants to hide but he can't because he's unwilling to not travel by private jet, so instead he bans people for talking about his general location because the idea of the peasants being able to find him is scary
I had my first non-horny dream in what must be months last night, and I am proud to announce that in it I successfully freed the raccoons from the shopping mall
These motherfuckers ruined my life by walking out of the water tbh
Dating someone with similar politics and not feeling bad for going on rants but them usually agreeing and joining in is pretty pog ngl
Going through the shit. Awful week. Im so traumatized. Im so sorry to put that out there but I need it out of me.
Had a dream last night where I drove by Bill Gates and told him what a piece of shit he is.
This is getting kind of boring.
But we know that Elon Musk has a security team. And we also know that they're probably lazy chuds who watch this forum for anonymous threats from the far-left because they don't know any better... so we can exploit this to spice it up. Whatever we type goes into their minds, and then into his - even if the entire transmission is subconscious.
Allow me.
I'm going to use magic against Elon on Sunday the 18th. Mark the date. I'm using a combination of astrology and crystals to achieve the desired effect. Ordinary crystals that one could find in any metaphysical store, albeit arranged in a certain pattern, containing specific gemstones, that allows one to break out of the simulation and make an example of people who have it coming.
That's it, I'm sending in my calling card right now. I will summon my Persona and steal his heart who's with me
I love clients that can't take responsibility for their fuck ups and have to externalize it lol
completely fucks up take "that hook is throwing off me off i need it muted" *proceeds to fuck up the next take just as bad after i mute the track lol
My apartment complex is currently cutting down the big ass tree outside my window and I’m pissed. They didn’t ask me, they didn’t even tell me it was gonna happen.
This may sound silly but I feel like they should have to take a chunk off my rent, I liked that tree and agreed to rent this place with the understanding it was there. I wouldn’t have been willing to pay as much with the tree not there.
Mine did the same thing a few months ago. Then they cut the tree back even more a couple weeks ago, so now it's some Dr Seuss looking bullshit that won't survive the winter. My bedroom was nice and shady all morning but now the sun wakes me up at 6 when I just want to sleep in another hour :lenin-sleeping:
It was a big ass magnolia tree right outside my bedroom window. The sun in the morning is gonna be so much worse. I’m so mad.
Hopefully the plants in my kitchen window will appreciate it at least?
