LMAO I can't
Haha Yahoo News comments are indistinguishable from Hexbear sarcasm :sicko-hexbear:
Kinda funny how NOW, all of a sudden China has baloons in their air space. I am sure they put them up there so they can point the finger back at us. We are NOT stupid China
Americans only just learned weather balloons exist so they're understandably skeptical
When folks talk about 'the cold war popping off' this is not what I imagined.
Bug Report: When "out of control inflation" occurs in the simulation, the program starts generating a bunch of news stories about runaway balloons. Suggest double checking the use of any inflation related variables to make sure the code is properly distinguishing between inflation (monetary), inflation (balloon), and inflation (fetish).
I don't think Bloons TD was meant to be taken as war doctrine, but what do I know?
You know what?
If Cold War 2 is just two countries in a pissing match about who can shoot down the most of each other's weather balloons, I'm fine with that.
Propaganda plot by oil tycoons to reduce the amount of measurements of the effects of climate change
Military needs another $ 1.5 Trillion to develop cold seeking missles.
Wdym? this world is perfectly normal and has no weird and tiring nonsense at all.
Instead of insulin, you can have... More speeding-camera balloons to feed your local PD
What if this is all viral marketing for a Bloons TD movie
Bloons TD movie, brought to you by the United States Air Force.
Their duplicitous denial
Our swift shutting down and setting the record straight:so-true:
I feel like this is too stupid of a thing for China to get in a pissing contest over. They should just do their normal thing of being the calm and rational ones while the US shits its pants. The only excuse is if they use this to unveil communist space lasers or something as a flex.
yeah they should act like balloons aint shit, maybe send a few hundred more over here and let the US waste its money and look increasingly unhinged
I'm not gonna read the article, because I assume no one is using spy balloons.
:rage-cry: “Not true. Not doing it. Just absolutely not true,” Mr Kirby said in an interview with MSNBC. “We are not flying balloons over China.”
I want to play poker with Mr. Kirby.
THAT'S the swift shutdown? I thought this guy looked like a weiner but good lord
