I can't even afford a single large fry now.
I kept asking them if this was a joke and they kept saying "Power dynamics. Power dynamics" to me over and over until I left the store with my wallet still in their hand. This is what woke ideology and youth culture have done to this country (Canada).
Instead of tipping 37%, as most hexbears would need to, simply give your server a knife with which to stab the employer.
I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app" is “bad vibes”
Unironically I support a system where the appropriate tip is “half your age plus 7” percent
Make that half your income plus seven, get that money from those hedge fund nepo babies
