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  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Just tired of hearing about JFK shit, the blanket assumption that the CIA killed him is babys first "learning the real truth" shit.

    Particularly from some dickhead like this whos not in a million years gonna stop doing CIA stuff anyways. Get new material.

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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      2 years ago

      I only wanna hear about JFK if its funny, no more of just telling the same fucking "Oh its the CIA-Mafia-Exile coalition backed up by the MKUltra guys" over and over every time some minor advancement in technology lets you analyse the megapixels of the zapruder film better and finally once and for all conclusively prove the CIA did it, for the 12th time.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I like insisting that it was an accident and then gaslighting the conspiracy theorist for thinking everything needs to be an elaborate "assassination" plot like it's some kind of movie. 9/11 was also a complete coincidence. Planes crash all the time and nobody insists that every one of them is a terrorist attack, so I don't get why five crashing in one day is suddenly the biggest conspiracy in the world. Oh there were only four planes? Well if we're making shit up to sound smart we may as well add a 5th so it's more dramatic.

        • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          You're telling me nineteen hijackers conspired to do what now!? Ridiculous---no way that many people could keep such an elaborate plan secret.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Nineteen hijackers and they're all Middle Eastern? I think that says more about you than it does them. Kinda sounds like you just want an excuse to be racist, especially since it's the pilots who fly planes and not the passengers.

        • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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          2 years ago

          I like the official story just because its really funny that you first have one massive failguy who defects to the soviet union, who doesnt even wanna deal with him, then the US doesnt care enough to force him to stay there and he comes back and just shoots the president in the head.

          And then some other failguy comes in and decides "fuck it, lets kill that guy so the presidents wife doesnt have to talk to him in court" and spawns the most long lived conspiracy shit ever. We seriously fucking need an "The Assassination of JFK" film in the style of Death of Stalin, turning the whole thing into a massive farce.

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          • happybadger [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            The earth is obviously round. There are literally dozens of ways to easily prove that and the Ancient Greeks even calculated its size several thousand years ago. It's absurd and antiscientific to claim something you can go outside and test right now.

            The moon on the other hand, that's flat. What, have you been there? Have you ever seen a different side of it?

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