Even reactionaries from former ussr countries were like “the ice cream is fine” lol
This dude is from like Maryland btw
I like it too but I was a big medieval nerd as a kid so I'm a sucker for quartering.
:Marge-with-potato-meme:
The funniest thing is all the western Ukrainians coming in saying it's still their favorite, and that one of the brands he complains about so loudly (1965) is made in western Ukraine.
this mfer spent hours whining about evil ice cream, I feel so much better about how I spend my time
No, this isn't Bruce Banner's sperm test
Because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING HAS TO BE RELATED TO MARVEL OR THE BAZINGA BRAINED AMERICAN LIBERALS WON'T CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Hitler famously told his generals to avoid Moscow, I read it in this ancient scroll. holds up a roll of toilet paper.
It's just milk, sugar and [...] milkfat
blue bell ingredients: Milk, cream, sugar, skim milk, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial vanilla flavor, cellulose gum, vegetable gums (guar, carrageenan, carob bean), salt, annatto color.
plombir : whole milk, butter, sugar, water, high fructose corn syrup, milk protein, skimmed milk powder. emulsifier: mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; stabilizer: locust bean gum, guar gum, carrageenan
It's literally the same thing lmao
HFCS
I bet neither of those ice creams used High Fructose Corn Syrup when they were first introduced :sadness:
It looks identical to fast food ice cream lol. Natoid brain is truly deranged
Soviets: make cheap ice cream for everyone
NAFO: "THIS PROVES RUSSIANS ARE EVIL!"
the funny thing is "this low-nutrition mass produced treat is the reason our economic system is superior" is a distinctly Amerikkkan mode of self-mythology. these same people are composing paeans to Ray Kroc.
So when they see a soft serve ice cream they think of cum every time or just when it's evil Russian ice cream?
i gotta say man, i didn't think it was bruce banner's sperm test, but i admire your powers of imagination!
Yes I copy pasted from yesterday.
If you want to learn a little bit about Soviet Ice cream, alongside learning about Soviet "Doctor Sausage", click here for a vid about the history of the Sausage of Socialism obviously it's a video about meat products.
I found it heartwarming how dedicated the Communists of the Stalin Era were to actually making material improvements to the lives of the working class from not just creating a socialist economy but all the way to the little things like getting to enjoying treats like sausages, champagne, and ice cream.
Also lol they wanted to name Doctor Sausage after Stalin
I mean, I have no doubt that it's pretty bland, but that's not unusual for this sort of soft serve type thing anyhow
okay, bizarre fucking thread. i have to assume some of it is made up whole cloth, but i'm having trouble parsing where exactly they got some of the claims. like, why do they claim that Anastas Mikoyan (whose name they misspell) was Stalin's head of torture? How exactly did they conclude that he "invented" soviet ice cream? Is the implication meant to be that the ice cream is itself a method of torture?
i just noticed after looking over this thread again that OP the genius said that moscow was "not USSR" https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1661685098515685380
Yes, but not for the reason this dipshit thinks. Animal liberation is non-negotiable. :greensicko-laser:
