If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.
best bet would be to make it as comically over the top as possible, and let the only answer you give the cops be "no, that isn't fentanyl."
my "I don't have any fentanyl" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
Use what are clearly Flintstones vitamins
Can't belive it's not fentanyl!
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