• TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    It's a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it's called "parkinsons shuffle."

    • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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      5 months ago

      nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes

      • Darth_Reagan [they/them, comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president

    Death to America

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      Achieving Burns' intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don't see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    5 months ago

    May the ghosts of 100,000 Palestinian children haunt his every step

    • Leper_Messiah [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      i don't doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras

      That's why he's been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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        5 months ago

        He's still got pretty good posture tho. And that seems like the sort of thing that would leak by now.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in

    • ped_xing [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      There's an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .