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  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    Can we please just let the conservatives near the lathe when they're saying cool shit like this?

    "America is literally being invaded, one of the presidential candidates is a communist, climate change isn't happening"

    lathe-of-heaven

    Boom, got you, suckers.

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      "My uncle at MIT was a very smart guy - very smart guy. One day I said to him 'What are you working on?' He said 'Top secret - very secret - above top secret nuclear secret - I can't say.' But I wanna know so I say 'Uncle, but I wanna know.' He says 'Okay. The Plasma.' My uncle was 257 IQ. So not just a regular genius - special genius. I'm smart too so I know The Plasma. But I don't know how so I say 'How?' And he says 'Some time in the future there will be The Plasma Weapons. These weapons will be very, very powerful. Blow up a tank or a house a mile away. Just like that.' And he snapped his fingers. The Plasma - I know The Plasma."

    • riseuppikmin [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The Venezuelan ion cannons are currently destroying the space force cruisers

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      He’s seen some of the Space Marine 2 footage and is worried that immigrants are deep striking over the border in drop pods with bolters.

    • yuritopia [any]
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      2 months ago

      Yeah, they brought needlers and know where the Fuel Rod Gun spawns. One's already Running Riot with the plasma sword.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Hell yes. Uncritical support for our auto-cannon toting immigrant comrades.

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  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    “Folks, these immigrants, they’re coming in with these guns, huge guns, so long, so long. American guns, they’re tiny, itty bitty, next to these monster guns the immigrants have, that Kamala is letting into our country. Americans, they pull out their guns next to these immigrant guns, they feel insignificant, useless!”

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    The immigrants, they've got beyond mil-spec tech. Real wiz chrome. We're talking beyond delta grade folks. Never seen anything like it.

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      • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        That’s what the face always says. Any runner worth their credits has had plenty of “minimally complicated” jobs. Haha!

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  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    2 months ago

    hostile migrants have machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'

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  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Sometimes I feel silly writing "Amerikkka" but Amerikkkans are literally paranoid nazis, inventing new ways to be racist every day.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    2 months ago

    Hostile Migrants have Gundams now folks, many people are saying it, many people

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      o shit oh fuck the immigrants are coming from outer space now with their superior vacuum alloys

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I've seen videos, folks, incredible videos of VUVUZELIAN immigrants doing no scope 360 shots on police with machine guns so powerful, so powerful, mom get the camera trump-anguish

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    The immigrants have Gauss weapons! I repeat, the immigrants have Gauss Weapons!

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'

    Imperial Guard when they face Chaos Space Marines for the first time