• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
    ·
    2 months ago

    sure, it sounds like it’s mainly fun, really living the dream, but over time it’s just another job

    this is some real “i should be a ladyparts doctor” level miscalculation, the dirty muscly legs you’re putting the boots on start to run together and eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      2 months ago

      eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots

      I dunno it can be funny if you live on a upper floor somewhere and chuck the pisspot out and nail the town crier or some sloshed guards slacking on the job

      • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
        ·
        2 months ago

        AGAB 1712 - those criers are generally from poorer domains though, careful to only hit the ones who tell hunters about fox news

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
          hexagon
          MA
          ·
          2 months ago

          As long as they aren't crying at bloody break o' the morn about whatever nonsense the fail son of the lord got up to in the sewage pit with the hogs while smashed again, oi won't freshen them up with me pisspot

      • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        lol, she's a trans onlyfans model, but also posts some pretty based shit so I'm totally sure there are people who follow her for non-horny reasons.

        Totally... side-eye-1 side-eye-2

            • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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              2 months ago

              Calling the volcel-police on myself

              Bake me away toys

              spoiler

              She could steal my car and run me over with it and I wouldn't even be mad

              • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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                2 months ago
                spoiler

                She could stab me with that sword and then tell me my head is shaped weird and I would be delighted.

              • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
                ·
                2 months ago

                Show

                The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

                نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

                volcel-police

  • UlyssesT
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    edit-2
    21 days ago

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