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The simping of uk is legendary

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    Ok, so it's definitely going to be Trump in the White House next year

    • Wheaties [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      like, what stunning political insight is to be gained here?

      Well, we find the most successful route to power is to have your opponents control government for fourteen years, so that by then people are so absolutely sick of them that you win by virtue of being the only other option to hand. Also use the press to punish your left flank. Policy? What's that?

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Also, have the luck of operating within a FPTP system and have the other side splitting their vote between two parties.

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          Huh, didn't know Reform split the vote hard enough to cost that many seats to the tories. A 12-point swing to one party is HUGE.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Vance. Trump will get domed by a three letter agency and he’ll win posthumously because the Democrats are that bad.

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    Hope they're knocking doors in my part of PA. Getting door knocked by British nationals campaigning for Kamala Harris. I would probably burst out laughing honestly.

  • regul [any]
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    3 months ago

    Imagine you're a Pennsylvania swing voter (a complete numbskull) and a Starmerite knocks on your door to tell you, "Wot wot ol' chap. It would be right bloody brilliant if you voted for Kamala, love!"

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    3 months ago

    Don’t worry Dems, the cavalry is coming.

    The cavalry:

  • O__O [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    Labour really think they won the UK election due to their skill and brilliance don't they?

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    This is lanyard Erasmus. For a couple of weeks that party-provided housing will be the scene of alarming amounts of bad-to-mid sex between sone of the most annoying people in existence.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      3 months ago

      She'll never hold a candle to the reporting from Nigella Poetry.