https://fxtwitter.com/nypost/status/1853462611074920944
"the elon musk of squirrels" is such a terminally online thing to say. imagine having the power and influence that jd vance has and still being addicted to twitter or w/e. beyond pathetic
Death to America
Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he's dead.
The squirrel shit really does have a deathrattle feel to it
Goddamn this election has been watching the Washington Generals playing the Washington Generals
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
Can’t wait until Ben Shapiro runs in 2028 and brags about his skibidi rizz.
"You wouldn't survive the COD lobbies in my day" my dude you're in your forties
On a serious note, police shoot approximately 25 pet dogs every day and it's nice that the rabid cop party (the other is also a cop party but isn't rabid) is grieving this one particular squirrel.
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
it's fuckin gotta be, I've got a similar heavy brow and eyelids and they don't shade the corners like that at all
Yeah, chuds deflect by saying it's his eyelids, but it's got to be guyliner.
Idk, I looked at it a little while ago and I think it's genuinely just a heavy brow + thick eyelashes
https://hexbear.net/comment/5394397
No P'nut November is the October Surprise that is hyper gooning the electorate!
some guy had a pet squirrel, was posting about it to get famous on instagram, the state found out and the squirrel was put down.
Another great example as to why, if you're breaking the law, don't post about it online, no matter how silly or unenforced the law is. Not that I break the law.
I think it was in New York, so just a continuation of ‘they’re killing your pets’
It's being shown as an example of government overreach and individual rights being trampled upon
You're gonna feel real silly when the NYPD rocks up to your place and arrests you haha
Remember, if they did intervene, the line would be that Democrats are are soft on policing
two shots to the back of the head, body found dumped in a suitcase
couldn't take the heat
wow. i didn’t know that. i just — you’re telling me now for the first time...
he led an amazing life. what else can you say? he was an amazing squirrel. whether you store acorns or not, he was an amazing critter who led an amazing life. i’m actually saddened to hear that. i am saddened to hear that.
Peanut, Peanut, oh Peanut, we loved you so much! [crowd cheers] Yes we did, yes we did! Ah, it's a shame what they did to him. Killed him for being MAGA, can you believe it? [crowd boos] The lyin' cheatin' democrats killed a patriotic squirrel for voting for me. But we're going to get even [crowd cheers] oh yes we are! Oh yes we are! I have 2,000 heavily trained squirrels in garbage bags marching onto DC as we speak. Crooked Joe won't be able to deal with that, you know, he's so crooked and he hates critters unlike me I love them, I love them dearly
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Please help Aya in Gaza ❤️ 🇵🇸https://gofund.me/1222af19Please help Mahmoud from Gaza ❤️ 🇵🇸https://gofund.me/5156f6e9ugh i read it in his voice, but also the guy from QAA doing his impression of it.
very good the cadence is just right
Isn't the owner an OF model? Doesn't that mean they should be for the squirrel being murdered? I think they're getting their wires crossed.
Also, I hate that I now know about this
Isn't the owner an OF model?
Yeap. I had a look at the Wikipedia page about an hour ago.
Controversy
Longo ran an OnlyFans account under the username "@squirrel_daddy", where he called himself "Peanut's dad" and produced pornography. Peanut the squirrel's social media following was used to draw viewers to Longo's OnlyFans account, drawing in $800,000 over one month.
Why the fuck is the November surprise a pet squirrel being euthanized as a matter of safety?
I think the only reason they care is because they can point at a blue state and say "look at the government overreach!"
Which is still so weird because... yeah? We know? We (which in their mind includes Dems) were the ones burning down police precincts, what has the Republican party ever done to reduce the power cops have?
For sure. Just comes down to if my team does it its OK. If the other team does it they're being tyrants.
Cop kills a squirrel - government overreach
Cops kill thousands of dogs each year - freedom
I don’t think the squirrel should’ve been killed but I hate these goddamn culture wars
