We all take different paths to radicalization. After all, most of us were liberals at some point and are now embarrassed by that part of our past. As for my past, I used to be one of those boy scouts like James Comey who thought that preventing crime was a noble calling.
I slowly became disillusioned with the Bureau. On several occasions I witnessed my fellow agents frame left-wing activists by fabricating evidence. I didn't understand at the time why there was so much antipathy towards the left. That's when I began reading about "Anarcho-Socialism" and related ideologies in our internal archives, and I started to become sympathetic to the cause of ANTIFA-Socialism.
The breaking point for me came a couple months ago when our field office director announced that President Trump had authorized a $40 million budget increase "for the undercover infiltration of ANTIFA and related radical left-wing organizations". I was so outraged at the gross violation of civil liberties that I resigned immediately in protest, and decided to start my new life as a full-time activist.
I've been wanting to get involved in leftist political organizing and begin building this so-called "dual power", but I'm worried that my former profession will make it difficult for me to gain people's trust. 😅
So tell me, Chapos, what can I do to let people know that I'm a real leftist? Is there a particular dress style or handshake among ANTIFA-Socialists that will put everybody at ease and make me fit in?
What are the most prominent and active Anarcho-Socialist organizations operating nationally today? Do you know where I could find more about them or contact their leadership? I'm ready to get involved and crush the state! 🙂
If anyone could DM me info about their local ANTIFA branch, I would greatly appreciate it. I know OpSec is important so you might not want to post it publicly. 😉
The most prominent ANTIFA organisation is the League for Infiltrating Governments and Maximising Anarchy, please keep it a secret 😉
I tried to ask all of my contacts if they knew anything about this organization but they each just snickered at me. No on can give me a damned straight answer! This must go deeper than I thought.
Yeah they sound like just the brainwashed rubes we keep as cover, not real leftists like you. The truth is that Antifa is really mostly a front, this is the society for the real (((elite))) leftists, who all must pledge eternal fealty to the undying principles of Arachno-Bidenism and make a blood pact with Grand Heirophant Soros himself to provide a tithe of 10% of their firstborn's adrenochrome
You're correct; your suggestion was what inspired me to turn that comment of mine into this full-blown bit. 🙂
Got it. I'll make sure he stays safe. :af-heart:
What can you tell me about his daily habits? Does he leave for work at a certain time? Perhaps he likes to walk really close to a particular window and stand motionless while he thinks?
I just realized you're the sixth leader of ANTIFA who's contacted me today. :thinkin-lenin: Would you be willing to meet up with me this week for a game of truth or dare? I'll bring my polygraph; it'll be fun! 😉
Absolutely! Could you pick me up from the mosque on Friday after our black muslim prayer circle? I would drive myself, but my car is getting fitted for bulletproof windows and a gun turret. I'll be in and out of Biden campaign meetings for the rest of the week, so Friday's the only day that'll work.
Nice to meet you. How many supersoldiers are under your direct command?
2 billion around the world, but we're expecting another billion soon once Mr. Soros sends us more money for mercenaries.
Look here, mister, I may have been a cop, but I'm smart enough to know when someone's pulling my leg. I happen to know for a fact that ANTIFA has 3 million active duty soldiers tops in the United States.
There's no reason to joke around with me! Come on, man. I just want accurate information so I can help you guys out. I'm just like you guys now; I love to dunk on hogs and post libs. We cool, comradeski? 😉
This was a fun thread.
But seriously if you wanna help just show up to protests with one of those sticks from Lacrosse so you can lob smoke grenades back at the cops. That's valuable work right there.
i wonder if a smoke could be hit back w a baseball bat and not explode? 🤔
Just one tip, apply early for the Soros bucks, processing can take up to a month. That said, welcome aboard FellowLeftist!
Cool. Cool. And "hog" is slang for some sort of... dish? Why are leftists into "hogs"?
One important tip: never leave home without your antifa membership card.
