This concludes today's public briefing. You get what you fucking deserve. Thank you.
Like if you need any more evidence this country is broken beyond belief. Exhibit 9 billion.
When whatever was left of your facade democracy just dies, covid 19 ruins the economy, millions of americans are unemployed, and the country is on the brink of internal conflict. 🤡
If it's not too much trouble could you hallucinate me getting some trim before your family disconnects your life support?
😔 unfortunately, it real 😔. had to look it up for myself. from this
The costume was actually part of a discussion on celebrating Halloween safely during the pandemic.
Another senior adviser Shimi Sharief later appears in the announcement dressed in a cuddly animal onesie from the film My Neighbor Totoro.
The clip, which aired on 14 October, went viral on Twitter after Oregonian journalist Samantha Swindler called the production choice an “absolute nightmare”.
just peak hellworld shit
In 40 years when kids ask me what 2020 was like I'm going to show them this video.
Another senior adviser Shimi Sharief later appears in the announcement dressed in a cuddly animal onesie from the film My Neighbor Totoro.
https://youtu.be/dPn6fT6BrcQ?t=366
This is what television looks like at the end of a TS Eliot poem.
omg hahahaha.
it's so bad/strange that it's funny now. horseshoe theory but for tragedy and farce
Pagliacci News, your leading source for the deaths. Learn all of the deaths. You caused these deaths.
My god. It wasn't just a one off. They actively chose to do this. I mean. I guess I can respect them trying to be goofy and get into the Halloween spirit, but the costume choice was not good.
Oregon state government is remarkably incompetent and continually hamstrung by ‘90s tax revolt initiatives. The state should genuinely be restarted from scratch.
This is why we need a real joker emoji of juaquin phoenix dancing down the stairs
The costume was actually part of a discussion on celebrating Halloween safely during the pandemic
Yeah but, a clown costume? Probably any other costume would be okay(ish) here lol
Grim reaper might have worked. Or maybe the Count from Sesame Street, if you really want to lean in on the inappropriateness. "390 new cases! Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
...meaning that sexy Wendy is the only acceptable answer.
I'm sure this is a good bit but the mention of "Sir this is a Wendy's" gave me a primal reminder of the trump reply guy and sent me feral
Correction, didn't mean to say they were great, honestly if you want to discuss safe Halloween practices, in a costume, that's probably fine but also doing the death counts/serious updates in costume is always a bad idea
god damn someone just reset the simulation now please
reset button is out of order sorry, in the meantime you can smoke DMT to temporarily come out of it
Man, does life feel like a game of sims where the player has given up on being serious.
I'm gonna say it here, patch 2.0.2.0 really fucking sucks, the content is bad, the in-game economy is fucked, and there are fucking bugs like this popping up every day.
