• regul [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Fucking what?

      These have got to just be some of those cronyism handout jobs, right? Like US Ambassador to Monaco or whatever?

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        ahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day

          • RNAi [he/him]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.

              • RNAi [he/him]
                ·
                4 years ago

                Oh, right.

                Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.

                • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.

                  • RNAi [he/him]
                    ·
                    4 years ago

                    Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.

                    • gayhobbes [he/him]
                      ·
                      4 years ago

                      Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune

                      • RNAi [he/him]
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                        4 years ago

                        And you can only be AT the beach if you work as baywatcher?

                        • gayhobbes [he/him]
                          ·
                          4 years ago

                          You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")

          • duck [he/him,they/them]
            ·
            4 years ago

            The things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning

        • VolcelPolice [any]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Think it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case

    • Darkmatter2k [none/use name]
      ·
      4 years ago

      WTF, soo like 800+ military bases wasn't enough? the NYPD thought, hey I can do imperialism too!.

    • Amorphous [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      hahahah what the fuck

      y'all keep on surprising me with the dumbest shit. why are there goddamn new york cops in singapore lmao