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  • DSALiberal [none/use name]
    6·
    4 years ago

    OP's comment is seriously some incel shit, and although I love most of the memes and posts on this community, I feel like for some reason it distilled a lot of the reactionary/chaser culture present in the sub and these horny posts are wayyyy much more prevalent than I remember in the sub. At least they'd almost always get downvoted, but here it seems like there's an embrace of this brocialist online incel culture here

    • ElGosso [he/him]
      12·
      4 years ago

      jesus christ you post a bit and then get all up your own ass when someone else does the same bit lmao

      • AsleepInspector
        3·
        4 years ago

        If it's not landing, like it blatantly isn't here, perhaps it's time to stop.

        • ElGosso [he/him]
          14·
          4 years ago

          lmao please nobody would have had a problem with it if the OP didn't immediately flip a shit

          • the_river_cass [she/her]
            1·
            4 years ago

            counter-point - the bit in the OP sucks too because it's barely parody. it's so close to actual people that it's uncomfortable, not funny.

            • ElGosso [he/him]
              3·
              4 years ago

              There's a difference between "this is a bad bit" and "you're an incel lol"

              • the_river_cass [she/her]
                3·
                4 years ago

                it's a bad bit because there's a whole "middle ground" of people like you that are "totally ironic" but actually just playing it straight.

          • AsleepInspector
            ·
            4 years ago

            Check out the chud who has never witnessed the volcel vanguard firsthand. Flee before you get chastised or worse.

            • DSALiberal [none/use name]
              2·
              4 years ago

              I know it's a bit, but I would honestly prefer if the volcel thingy was replaced with AntiIncelAktion. Celibacy is a social construct, that like marriage, has no place in revolutionary politics. Incels must be stamped out, not validated with a bit that parodies its logical antithesis

              • ElGosso [he/him]
                10·
                4 years ago

                You can't do the horny bit and then call for horny bits to be stamped out, that's liberalism

                • DSALiberal [none/use name]
                  3·
                  4 years ago

                  and you can't keep your dick in your pants, I wonder which one is worse here

                  • ElGosso [he/him]
                    10·
                    4 years ago

                    look it's not my fault your post was hashtag relatable

                    Are we still doing the bit or

            • ElGosso [he/him]
              2·
              4 years ago

              Can't call the volcel vanguard on me

              I am the volcel vanguard