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Walking around, stabbing my pocketknife into nearby pipes to get water when I get thirsty
TIL carrying things is a feminine trait. Bad news for the moving industry
I hope she's as nice as possible when she breaks it to the entire military that carrying a pack and rifle is female tendencies
"Dad, I'm thirsty!"
"Not to worry, I've got my pocketknife! Now all we need is to find a cactus...Ooh, or one of those vines like in Predator"
only if you don't burn up gallons of cancer fluid to take take 5000 lbs of metal with you. Then, even picking up your kids from school and buying groceries can be a very manly heterosexual activity as long you do it in your shiny 8ft tall tronck.
So true, even my dog gets self conscious if we walk in the neighborhood too much. I need to spend at least 5 dollars is gasoline to ensure I'm getting my dog hetero sexual exercise.
yes unless it’s wrapped in a bandanna, tied to a stick and slung over a shoulder
Hydration is very gay. Tell me you don't feel like immediately sucking on a big pocket rocket after a few sips of h2o.
If you can bring water into an airport by drinking it, can you do that with knives?
Yes, just drink liquid metal then use kegels to shape it into a blade upon excretion.
Better bet is to just stick it in the bottom of your bag, not say anything and know there's a 95% chance they don't find it based on their own internal testing.
That's how I've accidently flown with a knife the last two times I traveled.
Every gay guy I've ever known drinks water regularly, so yeah, it might be
The line between a bit and actual chud ideology and practice is blurry and has lots of overlap.
counterpoint: the bait tastes good and even comes with this free sharp metal thingy
There is a certain type of person who is dedicated to determining which traits are feminine and which are masculine
Men are supposed to be angry, carry sharp objects, grunt and fart
Women are supposed to lie, eat hot chip and charge
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This guy in the 1800s showing up to the HMS Terror to go find the Northwest Passage armed only with a pocket knife and nothing else, trying to explain to the crew that carrying things is feminine and gay actually
Dude forgot the most important tradition of the Royal Navy.
The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocket knife.
Real men leave their houses unlocked, don't have a car, and don't even own a cell phone.
if ur not a woman and youre hangin dong, its gay.
fellas, thats literally a mans dick permanently attached to your crotch? Come on, thats gay!
you joke but out here in Arkentennesse thats REAL shit men will say to sound macho lmao. also the pit bulls are quite better than locks
Arkentennesse
flyovria
fly over it do a 360 and moonfly away
Men should be carrying around a wallet and a pocket knife.
Look at this aristocratic dandy. Paying for things and using tools. Did all his teeth fall out or something?