"Yesterday Joe Biden said something EXTREMELY racist that he (and every other democrat) 100% believes, and now I, his social media intern, have to make it seem like he doesn't."
So his campaign staff has told him that the black community is gonna vote for him, and that they vote as a block.. and he just fucking passes that on, no filter? That's fucking hillarius dude!
Gonna be sweet when he's president and once a month or so he accidentally admits to the coups he was planning
No they will, they just wont use those plans. Like when you're playing games and your little brother comes over to bother you and wants to play so you hand him a controller that isn't plugged in
Well I don't know about you but I'm convinced. There is no possible evidence that this man is in any way racist
"you think i said that? you must be on cocaine, jack! what are you, a junkie? why why why why why"
That's what really gets me about this - I'm sure Biden doesn't have a single clue about what he said or the implications of it. His staff probably just gave him an ice cream cone, sent him back into his basement, and tweeted this out for him.
This is why a Biden presidency scare me as non murican, you would have "smart" people doing imperialism again.
And doing the George Bush thing, where all the worst imperial crimes are laundered through a bumbling goof.
"Yesterday, I implied that the Inuit have smaller brains than whites due to the freezing conditions in the Arctic. This was a mistake."
“That being said, if you don’t vote for me, you’re not a real black person”
"Earlier today I tried to wear ham slices as socks. A campaign aid caught me. I, I told him hey don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his lunch pail. Remember the galvanized pails and the miners all lined up? You know they call it Delaware not Dela-unaware. Pretty good eh?"
