Thoughts? Like WSB for socialists with 401k's or who are landlords.

            • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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              4 years ago

              The original poster was legitimate, but it was basically impossible to tell with their writing style. The ones afterwards were bits though. I mean, read this, it absolutely sounds like a bit:

              " Lol seriously? Are you trying to brag about that? That will never be the same. Try all you want. Doll you partner up in a head to toe Zootopia Bunny fursuit. It's still just your partner in a fursuit.

              You can close your eyes and pretend it's Lt. Judy Hopps whose fur you're digging your nails into. But it's not. It's some stupid human in a costume. And no human will ever be able to scratch the itch you're trying to reach.

              You think you're better than us virgins because you can ever so temporarily convince yourself you have access to a fantasy we both know you don't? Pathetic.

              You have a choice to make right now. Good or evil. Nirvāṇa or Saṃsāra. Either accept volcelibacy, and with it the truth that your fantasy of fucking like rabbits will never come to literal fruition, or go back to your lies and have fun falling asleep every night fighting tears as you catch a glimpse of your wife's silhouette in bed and realize it will never sprout bunny ears."

    • Multihedra [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I prefer landfriend: I allow my tenants to pay up until the 3rd of the month before they incur late fees!

  • simplefluorine [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    i would also like some advice on how often i should let my butler out of the attic thanks

    • science_pope [any]
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      4 years ago

      Dude, if you're not letting him air out at least once a week, he's gonna get moldy and smell bad.

    • deadnations [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      who is that guy in your post?? some of my renties have pictures of him in my homes. can't be their dad or whatever. is he a religious figure??

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Nah he's just a peace loving dude who solved the disputes between peasants and feudal lords in a innovative and unique way that I'd like to see tried elsewhere

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    There was actually a cool project that used google adsense revenue to buy shares in google in an attempt to buy and destroy the company over the next 1000 years.

    Not really direct action, but fun protest art.

  • Chomsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I don't remember where exactly, but someone came up with an interesting style of investing that gets around Sharia. Basically there is no interest and you only have profit sharing, so investors have to take interest in the business doing because their rate of return isn't fixed but related to how well the business does.

    I'm it saying your socialist investing should be based on Sharia, but it would be interesting to explore alternative forms of investing like this.