I expected to fish angry colombian/venezuelan chapos
I am once again asking you to stop fetishizing Japan because you consume their pop culture media.
Westaboos are bad too. Just stop it. Learn about the culture, the people, the history, then make an informed decision on if you like it or not.
But in murica they have big cars, big houses, big guns, bestest economy, that's why we should import everything from there and stop using our own currency altogether, let's just use dollars. We have big unemployment because the government is not US bootlicking enough
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbecue, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%. When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
But in murica they have big cars, big houses, big guns, bestest economy
Weebs think that Japan is this techno utopia of cat girl maids, submissive trad wifus and handsome androgynous samurai. It's like these dolts have zero clue what actually goes on there. Again, stop basing your worldview on pop culture media. Sure it can be a window into the culture, but you're not getting the full picture.
Same with America. They show you Hollywood but they don't show you the homeless camps.
Totally unrelated but I always remind me "the US is just ten Argentinas" and a lot of shit is suddenly weirder and some a lot more normal, for example the number of "famous" dipshits and their level of dipshittery. Idk it's hard to explain.
the US is just ten Argentinas
This makes a surprising amount of sense for all kinds of things from beef production to number of dinosaurs to hiding nazi war criminals.
Hey at least we (mostly) didn't gave them high rank positions in government
What's so amazing to me is the number of right wing idiots there. I mean, serioursly, the argentinian TERFs are the worst i've ever seen. Also all those libertarian idiots for whom everyone (including Macri) is a socialist. (Milei, Laje, their 14 year old fans, etc).
Colonial mindset indoctrinated by the same state is a fuck.
Also here agricultural capitalism teamed up with finance capitalism to fucking kill industrial capitalism. It sucks.
Oh and they of course know calling macri a socialist is bullshit, they all voted for him everytime because they knew any working class will suffer the most, it's just the open pillage that his government was, was so overt that they have to distance themselves from him. But of course they will keep voting yellow.
Macri is what a liberal really is, a fucking right wing criminal with a balloon.
Also, don't bias yourself with twitter or just by having walked around Buenos Aires City, both of which are packed with right wing dipshits. Don't take taxis either for the love of anything please never take a taxi.
Don’t take taxis either for the love of anything please never take a taxi
I've met some based ones, maybe I was lucky
cat girl maids
They say every man has his price, and this one is mine. If I could get a cat girl maid, we’d go around solving crimes and annoying everyone by getting into constant manzai bits.
In fancy terms the US government calls this "cultural soft power" and it's another way the US gets governments to bootlick them
Teaboos are the weirdest for me
who the fuck wants to pretend they're from this miserable placeThat's a thing? I like tea and I'm half British but idk if I want to be associated with that place :haram: :nuke:
Yesterday I read about a battle in today's Myanmar between Japan and the US, so japanese forces had to retreat to a swamp that was filled with giant gators, so like of 1000 soldiers only 22 survived cuz of gators ate the rest
i mean, they had guns. if you lose a fight with a gator while you're carrying a rifle, i think that's on you.
Holy shit imagine the panic of trying to fire multiple shots from a bolt-action rifle while a dinosaur chews on you
I met some English dude in a pub once who asked me what country I was from and when I told him Greece, he said he was there like 2 years ago. I asked him where he went and dude confused the name of the island with the type of beer he was drinking in said island, it was pretty funny.
Someone with like a Swedish girlfriend should pretend they're Norwegian and see if anyone including her notices
If he's a white weeb then he dosen't know shit about Japan either, he could convince himself Nashville is Japan.
Also doubt anything on r/AITA or r/relationships is real, like its just game now to makeup the most outrageous stories.
Japan has such a unique vibe that just simply can’t be felt anywhere else in the world.
Same could be said about China tbh. But yeah, they are different countries.
I love how he sounds upset that her personality is amazing. Unfortunately, I was forced to romance this non Japanese person because they were just too cool.
wtf, please, somebody tell me weebs don't exist outside shitposts
There were lots of types of people I read about in lots of different shit posts and I always thought they were fake until my friend went to study in the UK. Turns out that's where all these people are hiding.
Gonna propose to my Salvadorian GF that she pretend to be Mexican. Gonna be so hot!
There's a lovely mexico-salvadorian poem you could tell her that says:
"Mamita, te vengo a rellenar el taco"
Mamita, te vengo a rellenar el taco
Oh shit that took me a second to get
Imagine having a chinese gf and not pretending she's from a different nationality OMG go outside and meet real people
Imagine having a Chinese gf and not pretending she's militant CPC member and a colonel in the PLA.
Truly heartbreaking stuff in the end there:
Edit: TIL I'm a raging asshole. Wife says she is hurt bu wants to move past it
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I am once again asking people to replace "www" with "old" in the URL when sharing Reddit links because the new layout makes it fucking impossible to read an entire thread.
they just hired a new lead UX guy so maybe they will be overhauling soon. the current layout is a warcrime
