But in murica they have big cars, big houses, big guns, bestest economy, that's why we should import everything from there and stop using our own currency altogether, let's just use dollars. We have big unemployment because the government is not US bootlicking enough
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbecue, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%. When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
But in murica they have big cars, big houses, big guns, bestest economy
Weebs think that Japan is this techno utopia of cat girl maids, submissive trad wifus and handsome androgynous samurai. It's like these dolts have zero clue what actually goes on there. Again, stop basing your worldview on pop culture media. Sure it can be a window into the culture, but you're not getting the full picture.
Same with America. They show you Hollywood but they don't show you the homeless camps.
Totally unrelated but I always remind me "the US is just ten Argentinas" and a lot of shit is suddenly weirder and some a lot more normal, for example the number of "famous" dipshits and their level of dipshittery. Idk it's hard to explain.
What's so amazing to me is the number of right wing idiots there. I mean, serioursly, the argentinian TERFs are the worst i've ever seen. Also all those libertarian idiots for whom everyone (including Macri) is a socialist. (Milei, Laje, their 14 year old fans, etc).
Oh and they of course know calling macri a socialist is bullshit, they all voted for him everytime because they knew any working class will suffer the most, it's just the open pillage that his government was, was so overt that they have to distance themselves from him. But of course they will keep voting yellow.
Macri is what a liberal really is, a fucking right wing criminal with a balloon.
Also, don't bias yourself with twitter or just by having walked around Buenos Aires City, both of which are packed with right wing dipshits. Don't take taxis either for the love of anything please never take a taxi.
They say every man has his price, and this one is mine. If I could get a cat girl maid, we’d go around solving crimes and annoying everyone by getting into constant manzai bits.
Westaboos are bad too. Just stop it. Learn about the culture, the people, the history, then make an informed decision on if you like it or not.
But in murica they have big cars, big houses, big guns, bestest economy, that's why we should import everything from there and stop using our own currency altogether, let's just use dollars. We have big unemployment because the government is not US bootlicking enough
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbecue, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%. When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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This is the worst thing I've read on this site.
What about Shoji Tabuchi?
Weebs think that Japan is this techno utopia of cat girl maids, submissive trad wifus and handsome androgynous samurai. It's like these dolts have zero clue what actually goes on there. Again, stop basing your worldview on pop culture media. Sure it can be a window into the culture, but you're not getting the full picture.
Same with America. They show you Hollywood but they don't show you the homeless camps.
Totally unrelated but I always remind me "the US is just ten Argentinas" and a lot of shit is suddenly weirder and some a lot more normal, for example the number of "famous" dipshits and their level of dipshittery. Idk it's hard to explain.
This makes a surprising amount of sense for all kinds of things from beef production to number of dinosaurs to hiding nazi war criminals.
Hey at least we (mostly) didn't gave them high rank positions in government
What's so amazing to me is the number of right wing idiots there. I mean, serioursly, the argentinian TERFs are the worst i've ever seen. Also all those libertarian idiots for whom everyone (including Macri) is a socialist. (Milei, Laje, their 14 year old fans, etc).
Oh and they of course know calling macri a socialist is bullshit, they all voted for him everytime because they knew any working class will suffer the most, it's just the open pillage that his government was, was so overt that they have to distance themselves from him. But of course they will keep voting yellow.
Macri is what a liberal really is, a fucking right wing criminal with a balloon.
Colonial mindset indoctrinated by the same state is a fuck.
Also here agricultural capitalism teamed up with finance capitalism to fucking kill industrial capitalism. It sucks.
Also, don't bias yourself with twitter or just by having walked around Buenos Aires City, both of which are packed with right wing dipshits. Don't take taxis either for the love of anything please never take a taxi.
Los taxistas tambien son fachos allí?
The fachest
I've met some based ones, maybe I was lucky
They say every man has his price, and this one is mine. If I could get a cat girl maid, we’d go around solving crimes and annoying everyone by getting into constant manzai bits.
In fancy terms the US government calls this "cultural soft power" and it's another way the US gets governments to bootlick them
It's sadly super effective
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