• Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I checked his Twitter, he claims to be "president trump's favorite author" (he probably is, with that much ass-kissing). Absolutely insane, biden can at least photograph well sometimes

    • dom [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      This was the best image they had

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It has to be that this particular image approximates the tweeter's default posture, and so they tell themselves it's something good in an attempt to mitigate the disconcerting sense of elusive familiarity, right?

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The right is getting better at standing and it’s making leftists nervous

  • Abraxiel
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    3 years ago

    He does look more like a real person without his facepaint on.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Put on the purple shawl, take up the bone sword, and become the Skeletor that you were always meant to be Mr. President.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Trump telling his bored personal trainer about the time Tim Curry snubbed him at Tom Hanks christmas party in 1998 for the 5th time that day.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I want to see his actual lab values and vital signs. He thinks your heart works like a battery with a finite number of beats that you deplete faster if you do cardio. He ate McDonalds feasts and had a diet coke button. He's had a virus, seemingly a severe case of it, which causes cardiovascular inflammation.

      Even with all the baby juice in the world, the only thing Trump has going for him is that he's sober. I don't think he's healthy in any sense of the word but it's so stunning he's alive that I'm curious how unhealthy he really is.

      • Bedulge [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        The man is proof that adrenochrome is real. There's no way he could have lived this long with that lifestyle without adrenochrome

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    When you left all your adrenochrome in the Resolute Desk