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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    reminds me of the time i was off my face at a club in Kenosha. completely fucked up on beans. like the man said, "you gotta get up to get down." i was on the floor doing moves even i hadn't heard of and everybody was losing their shit. "better roll down the windows in this Em Eff!" i exclaimed to no one in particular.

    and then i farted.