gasp

:party-sicko:

Has this happened to you?

After consolidating unfathomable wealth, the bloated bourgeois undergoes cellular division and remarries. Now you need twice the guillotine.

No more!

Meet the Double Chop!

With a rust-proof blade and unpatented double neck-hole technology, this machine cuts down billionaires at twice the speed and twice the comfort!

Cut your time cutting down the ruling class in half!

Billionaire couples?

Double Chop!

Failsons?

Double Chop!

Landlords?

Double Chop!

Revolutionize your revolution today!

:blushing-engels:

I'm sorry I deleted my account :(

calipers intensify

Lookin' cool, Joker... Lookin' cool...

:deeper-sadness:

My god the one who put up links...

Now here is what YOU need to do: Go through the link list.

Debunk all the evidence there (no cherry picking please).

Trace every and all claims back to CIA, US government or whoever else you wanna blame. This includes foreign journalists reports from Xinjiang itself. Remember - you need to do all of them.

Debunk the leaks from the Chinese government itself. This includes the non-leaked publiclly available information like job listings for camp guards, security cameras that specifically recognize Uighurs etc.

Debunk the 14,000+ victims testimonies in the database links.

Debunk the Chinese sources themselves.

Debunk all the satellite imagery.

Do all of this one by one.

Remember - each and every claim, every data point, every image, every document and every testimony.

"Sir! You will debate me in the marketplace of ideas! You will go through everything one-by-one, or you lose. I will apply no scrutiny to the sources myself. That's your job."

My least favorite type are the ones who fixate on grammar/spelling.

I'm glad to not see it here, but god help you if you use the wrong form of 'there.' when you explain why nazis are bad.

Then again, that's how :reddit-logo: do anyway.

:yes-chad:

We've found the chosen one!

Truly shitposting leftist memes.

It's cyclical

Potential leftist emerges

Push the moderate instead

Moderate wins through systemic support

Say the election is too important to criticize the moderate

Say we can push them left when it's safe

After winning, say they're the most left ever

Pretend that things are somehow different because you don't want a republican in office come the midterms

I don't think it would replace sex because of technology itself. Capitalism would just make things too difficult to foster an intimate relationship and VR would be easier for a lot of people.

It would be marketed as a way to clock in more hours at work.

Then the VR sex would be plagued with ads and microtransactions to squeeze more money out of people.

In an ideal world (or just not hellworld) virtual sex could theoretically be used for trauma therapy, safe space for experimentation, or a solution for long distance partners. But one can hope, I guess.

They are just Death Star-Destroyers.

My god, it's all just kid drawings.

:volcel-judge:

:maybe-later-kiddo:

Lol I fucking hate this. Though I do wonder what the conversation was like to get them into that photo op.

:doggo-matapacos:

"but using new pronouns is getting out of control!"

Proceeds to set off explosives that contaminate water tables, break homes, start massive wildfires...