Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation
Men writing women ass headlines
A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort
Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage
Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck
How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?
(The link is fine, idk why it's flagged)
Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.
Nah, suggestions as to why the link may be flagged. When I tried to visit the link it told me time was off, but I confirmed it was correct on my side.
I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.
Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?
Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D
MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE
Gonna start referring to Europe as "the east" since its east of me
Japan is the west, since it's closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it's closer to my east.
West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.
Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.
My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN
when a conventionally attractive woman has dark hair? that's m y s t e r i o u s
This reminds me of all the times the Dollop boys read old newspaper clippings and it describes women in truly bizarre detail