I’ve been tinkering with this recipe for a couple months now and last night I fucking nailed it, so I’d like to share it with you comrades because it’s absolutely delicious.

Note: You could do this without animal products if you want to, just remove the chicken, sub beef broth for veg broth and use just oil for roux rather than butter. I cannot personally vouch for how it will taste though. Marked the post NSFW for the vegans. If you are white and find mayo too spicy you can also omit the hot peppers, but should feel ashamed for doing so.

I don’t know why the picture is upside down but there I am tempting fate by testing the limits of the the meniscus. Heads up, this entire process takes a good five or six hours if you include prep time so plan ahead!

Disclaimer: I don’t have a drop of Cajun blood in me and I live in Canada where gumbo is pretty much unheard of, someone from Louisiana would likely scoff at this recipe but 🤷it tastes good

What you’ll need for ingredients:

For roux:

  • 1.5 cups flour
  • 3/4 cup olive oil
  • 3/4 cup butter 🧈

Veg:

  • Two red peppers 🫑 (green peppers are not ripe and should never be consumed)
  • Three or so zucchini depending on size 🥒
  • Five stalks of celery
  • A small eggplant🍆
  • Some carrots (roughly five or six smallish ones depending on size)🥕
  • One tomato 🍅

You can really use whatever veg you want but this is what I’ve been using

Flavour and base:

  • One onion 🧅
  • One head of garlic 🧄
  • Two shallots
  • Roughly 250 grams of okra (this is a key ingredient, not always easy to find depending on where you live)
  • Some hot peppers of your choosing 🌶 I like to use one ghost pepper and six Thai chillies
  • Two litres of beef broth (can sub for veg broth but I cannot vouch for this personally)
  • Three to four heaping tablespoons of Cajun spice mix
  • Some bay leaves
  • One cup of red wine
  • One cup of soy sauce
  • Some black pepper
  • Eight chicken thighs or ten chicken drum sticks 🍗 (optional of course)

I used to work in kitchens so I like to have all my prep done ahead of time so I can just focus on cooking. I usually do my veg prep the night before and store in fridge. I also prefer to use a wooden spoon for this.

  • Cut up all your veg. The shallots, garlic and okra in particular should be minced, use a food processor if you have one. More surface area equals more flavour. Wear gloves when cutting the hot peppers and do not touch your eyes or genital area afterwards if you don’t lmao
  • Poach / boil the chicken for 30 min, set to cool. Remove the meat from the bones, skin is optional (I like to cook the skin in just for more fat and flavour and then take it out later) pro tip: keep the bones to make stock with another day 🍜
  • Make the roux. This takes fucking forever and it’s very tedious but it is KEY; it is the backbone of the dish. Mix the flour, oil and butter in a pan, turn up to medium heat and whisk it CONSTANTLY for 30-40 min until it’s a cedar brown colour. DO NOT STOP FUCKING WHISKING it will burn easily and if you fuck this up the dish is ruined. The oil will start to smoke after about twenty five minutes, that’s ok, just make sure you do this is a somewhat well ventilated area. Note that it will continue to cook for a good five or ten minutes after you take it off the heat so k e e p w h i s k i n g 🤩set aside when done
  • Start frying the onion and add in some black pepper, medium heat (you need a big fuck off pot for this)
  • Once the onion is well on its way add shallots, garlic and hot peppers
  • Add the okra and Cajun seasoning (this is my favourite part, smells delicious) okra is key because it is very slimy and will easily start to turn brown
  • Stir a lot. The seasoning will start to brown on the bottom of the pot, this is precisely what we want
  • Deglaze with the cup of wine (this is a French cooking technique, that brown stuff that gathered on the bottom of the pot is where all the flavour is when the sugars carmalise, by adding liquid and stirring we can gather it all up again)
  • Let it cook until the wine reduces, thereby cooking out the alcohol. Keep cooking until it starts to brown on the bottom again
  • Deglaze again with the soy sauce (this is where the salt in the dish comes from, you can easily add more later to taste if it’s not salty enough) yes motherfucker we just deglazed twice in a row fuck yeah hashtag double deglaze 🤩
  • Add the veg, yes all of it, it should fill the entire pot. Don’t worry it will reduce plenty, keep stirring. You’ll notice the moisture from the veg start to come out and form on the bottom of the pot. Keep stirring. You’ll eventually get a substantial amount of liquid that forms. Turn up the heat to medium hot and let that shit boil off and reduce. The more you reduce at this point the more flavourful your dish will be in the end, because this liquid is essentially just vegetable sludge and not very tasty on its own
  • Once enough liquid has reduced (there can still be a couple inches on the bottom) reduce heat to medium, throw in the chicken and the roux. The roux will have settled so whisk it well before you put it in. Stir motherfucker, stir!
  • Add the broth and put in some bay leaves (three to five, but who’s counting)
  • Let it simmer on a low to medium heat for a good three hours, stir occasionally
  • Once it has been simmering for about an hour give it a taste with a tasting spoon. If it’s not flavourful or salty enough, add some soy sauce. Repeat this until you are satisfied with the salt level.

There you have it, there’s my gumbo recipe! Enjoy and feel free to ask any questions!

Edit: serve with rice

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  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    It’s upside down and now spilling everywhere :ohnoes:

    Jk, looks good

  • regul [any]
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    4 years ago

    I'm from Louisiana and this looks fine. Traditionally, gumbo was just a big stew of whatever you had around so I don't get too heated at people using weird ingredients (eggplant?). If you like it then good for you.

    But I notice you did not mention rice. If you don't serve it over rice it's just stew.

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I am thankful that a native has given this recipe a pass. But yes, good call, server with rice!

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    How did you get the antigravity working? Whenever i try calculating the gumbo mass distribution for the antigravity field in spacetime using GR it gives null results and my gumbo spills all over the floor

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      In Canada we are north of the equator, so the gravity function goes in reverse

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    This is definitely a lot more of a Creole gumbo than a Cajun gumbo. Way too much veg I think for that, plus the tomatoes. Looks tasty though. Running gumbo back through French cooking techniques sounds like a way to make a very delicious stew.

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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        4 years ago

        What I've read is that the big difference is creole uses tomatoes and usually more seafood and cajun uses generally fowl and other meat like sausage. I think also sometimes people divide by wether they use filé powder or okra to thicken but I'm very not sure about it.

        Gumbo already kinda is a vibes thing like chili is so I think creole vs cajun is less strict divides and more "this has a creole vibe cause of the vegs".

      • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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        4 years ago

        A Cajun gumbo doesn't necessarily need a thickener like okra or file. It's much more of a country peasant dish. Basically a simple stew of roux, mirepoix, reglaze, and chicken stock. Chicken and gumbo. Rules about not mixing land and sea meats. A Cajun would make the roux with all oil and no butter. Cajuns are the rural people, and don't have as many ingredients available, historically. Creole cooking is much more french, uses tomatoes, butter in the roux, more exotic ingredients.

  • summerbl1nd [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    i never have the patience to whisk for an hour so i turn the heat up to max and whisk for 10 minutes until its like caramel brown. am i doing it wrong? i thought it tasted pretty normal

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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      4 years ago

      I think caramel brown might be a little bit light but thats personal preference, doing it faster is fine but you need the nerves for it.

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I've seen at least one Cajun chef in New Orleans do it like that, and it's what I do. I guess you could get some more complex caramelized molecules by going slower, maybe, I'm no chemist. I can't tell the difference.

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    4 years ago

    If you're feeling spicy you can accidentally turn up the heat too high and make a dark roux in 20 minutes, sweating bullets all the time and setting off the apartment smoke detector to boot. Yes this is personal experience.