Those were better days! Back when TikTok was a song and Corona was a beer!

  • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Discord just goes way too fast for me. I don’t know how anyone can follow that

    • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Onea these days! Haha I remember them making fun of that show on Futurama. Always used to watch it on Comedy Central. I don’t know if it airs anymore because I REFUSE to give Time Warner Cable any more of my money

      I’m old enough to remember when it wasn’t all digital and you could just watch tv without manually choosing a show and you couldn’t just bring the show with you you had to SIT DOWN near the tv to hear it

      • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Kids today would never see a good show on TV, and it’s a shame... I miss back when Adult Swim showed REAL shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, not that Rick and Morty bullcrap.

        • SonKyousanJoui [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Kids today couldn't see a good show even if it was on TV because they're too busy tap-tapping away on their "smart" phones!

          • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            I’ve always preferred the dumb phones. I’m still so fast at T9

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Kids posting on reddit and doing the floss on tiktok. Back in my day we were on gamefaqs and planning clan v. clan matches in counter strike!

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Get off my ecologically-sustainable xeriscape lawn. I don't trust kids as white as you.

    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      My son Jaydyne says its 100 separate singers, but they're electronic, sort of like Hatsune Miku. I guess modern day hikkikomori are gonna have a whole harem, ahahaha

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    3 years ago

    hey Betty get a load of this hexbear place... hAHAhaha very funny website... I bet Connor's kid would like it... always talking about bitcoins...

    - sent from my iPhone

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    In my day, you had to memorize math tables, not just use a calculator for everything! If you weren't fast enough to get through Math Blaster, there was no way you'd have enough time to make it all the way to Oregon before lab time was up. Ah, those were the days. How fondly I remember the two ways of naming the people in your wagon: either you and your crush and your imaginary kids' names, or your classmates so you could yell, "Hey Jessica, you just died of cholera!" :data-laughing:

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Kids these days with their fancy smartpads and ePhones! They can't even read cursive or use a turn dial phone!

    Also I hate my wife.

      • ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        did it also "evolve" into Porn contributing Marketplaces after like day 2 ? ...

        those where the Barbaric Times... , and only quake would always work

        • Ithorian [comrade/them, null/void]
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          3 years ago

          I played so much quake, unreal was my jam though.

          Among my friends and I there was no porn, if there was at the larger lan parties I went to I never saw it.

    • Ithorian [comrade/them, null/void]
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      3 years ago

      Lol I still have a can of it sitting in my fridge from 2011, it's moved with me three times now. It's become some sort of totem.

    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I dunno. I kinda like drinking shots of tech-v all the time

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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Kids these days have no patience for traditional convoluted RPGs dagnabbit get off my lawn (is what I would say if I could afford a house)!

    • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I know!! I got my kid a refurbished gameboy for his birthday and he’s barely touched Sword Of Hope II. So sad

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