The vagina bone's connected to the
Butt bone
The butt bone's connected to the
Taint bone
The taint bone's connected sorry no, this is just too fuckin stupid
one time I used my big huge peeper and intercoursed my very real and big booba girlfriend so good, her vagina bone was dislocated and she had to go to the hospital. which means I am really good at intercourse. all the doctors and nurses clapped and my dad awarded me with a prize for most incredible penis.
One time in school my friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend so hard that she died and then he had sex with her to bring her back to life. Your story reminded me of that so I thought it was only fair that you would have to hear it.
Fuckin a dead body to own the grim reaper
("the grim reaper" is my peanus)
beto o rourke please stfu about your sexual provess, we already know you're a good fucker
i'm sorry, gamers, i needed these bones to become a biological cis lesbian. so i stole them :trans-sad:
It took me a minute to figure out wtf they were talking about bc everything directly around her vulva/vaginal area was the same lmao
So THAT'S what the infamous vagina bones were all along? :data-laughing: I legit thought it was something to do with the way the 3D models/skeletons were rigged/weight painted
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Probably because most female Skyrim body replacers actually have literal vagina bones for sex mod penetration physics
That's video game modders for you
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Naturally they also have butthole and cock and ball bones
Must be nice. I guess I don’t drink enough milk. I lost those bones years ago
Damn, that sucks. Need to go on an all milk diet to get them back I've heard, Joe Rogan told me that.
The woke game developers must be taking them away from you right now, oh no!!!11
The upper top makes more sense than the lower one, tho that cleavage line is weird and the clipping with the bandage
people make too big a fuss over it, but I do find localized censorship annoying. Maybe if it could be toggled on off or something. I don't like being told I don't get the same version of something the creator originally made because I'm not in the right country.
Going to assume he didn't want to say "Apollo's belt" because it sounded gay
lmao the Wikipedia page for this game has a section detailing every single little change made between the Japanese and American releases of the game.
Some aspects of the game were changed for its Western release:[22] these changes included... changes to the ages of certain characters
:libertarian-alert:
:epsteingelion:
edit: who thought of and made this Epstein Evangelion emote
The Japanese always make their waifus 17 years old for god knows what reason
:kombucha-disgust: Making your characters just slightly underaged is a new level of creep.
Spent way too long examining the crotches before I realized wtf they were talking about lol
