The Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry at UCLA seeks applications for an Assistant Adjunct Professor on a without salary basis. Applicants must understand there will be no compensation for this position.

https://recruit.apo.ucla.edu/JPF04991?fbclid=IwAR3y2PNnr5lSwYXSqrc76UNt6VZa-iieOznIGWiMiLTK_eYNyZacDmBpiKE

Responsibilities will include: teaching according to the instructional needs of the department. Qualified candidates will have a Ph.D. in chemistry, biochemistry, or equivalent discipline and have significant experience and strong record in teaching chemistry or biochemistry at the college level.

The University of California, Los Angeles and the Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry are interested in candidates who are committed to the highest standards of scholarship and professional activities, and to the development of a campus climate that supports equality and diversity. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, gender identity, national origin, disability, age, sexual orientation or protected veteran status. For the complete University of California nondiscrimination and affirmative action policy see: https://policy.ucop.edu/doc/4000376/DiscriminatioHarassmentAffirmAction

    • Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This shit is fucking insane

      Those were my exact thoughts when I read it as well. I honestly thought it was a joke. Also:

      PhD

      experience teaching at college level

      3-5 references

      For an unpaid position? Are they fucking high?

    • riley
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      10 months ago

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      • Mother [any]
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        2 years ago

        Do adjunct perks include room board and benefits?

        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The perks are, according to the replies, that you get to supervise students and do research officially with the university I guess. I think the strategy from a potential hire's side is that you teach 3-4 classes as a lecturer, get some sort of barely livable wage, formally associate yourself with ucla in this way by teaching a free course, and hope that lands you a real professorship elsewhere eventually. So essentially it's literally paying in exposure. Now, co-advising a ucla phd thesis probably actually does help your CV quite a bit, and maybe lands you a tenure track position at a small college, but ofc still exploitative as fuck.

        • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I tried to explain the notion that a professor of physics should attempt to perform better pedagogy if their students are not doing well, and the entire sub agreed that actually offering office hours that no one comes to is as much as they should should have to do, thus it's the fault of the students. I fucking hate those people.

    • gvngndz [none/use name,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      There are a lot of people who are very passionate about their field and want nothing more than to teach and do research. University administrators and a lot of older professors with tuition use these people basically as slaves, making them pull off insane hours without any compensation. They do this by promising them that if they work hard enough, they'll eventually get a full-time job as a professor and actually start getting paid, but in reality, these people generally just get sucked dry off their passion and end up working in a gas station.

      • Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        promising them that if they work hard enough, they’ll eventually get a full-time job... and actually start getting paid, but in reality, these people generally just get sucked dry off their passion and end up working in a gas station.

        Sounds like being a musician tbh

    • CementCityRefugee [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Everyone was told to get as much education as possible and not think about how market economics would effect that.

      I work in a warehouse with not one, but TWO people who have Ph.Ds

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        everyone can be a billionaire oligarch, just work harder sweatie

  • Mother [any]
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    2 years ago

    Hoooooly shit

    Also lol@ the non discrimination bit, who do they think is going to apply for this

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      who do they think is going to apply for this

      People who consider the role a status symbol or resume bullet point or payment for access to university resources, rather than a serious job. I'm old enough to remember adjuncts at the University of Texas who couldn't speak English, occasionally didn't know the material, routinely misgraded assignments, and were generally useless as TAs.

      The positions were handed out to foreign transfer students in lieu of charging them graduate tuition. Or they were positions granted to the children of foreign dignitaries to fast-track them through the US immigration system.

      They were Reason #1 why you really shouldn't bother going to a flagship state school for your first two years of college. Weed-out classes and degree-required make-work classes were filled with Adjuncts like this. Absolutely ruinous for your GPA, they taught you nothing that you couldn't get from a High School AP class or Online course, and they often just kinda sucked as human beings to boot.

    • Azarova [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      god didn't give proles no damn rights, yeehaw sister :agony-yehaw:

      • mark213686123 [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Except for time off work. Also it's a big deal sin to put someone in a position where they have to sleep rough that one just isn't talked about though

  • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    UCLA seeks applications for an Assistant Adjunct Professor on a without salary basis. Applicants must understand there will be no compensation for this position.

    on a without salary basis

    without salary

    Slaves. You want slaves. You want someone to work for you and you don't want to pay them. That's what a slave is.

    • GucciMane [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      That’s not true. A slave is at least given some meager scraps of food, shelter, and clothing so that they can survive and reproduce. This professor would be given nothing.

    • Civility [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      They're unionbreakers looking for an unpaid scab to fill a position which should in any sane world be highly paid and they're being extremely entitled about it.

      But I think it's overstating things to call it slavery. Slaves can't say no, and in this case, like most volunteer roles there's very little to motivate anyone taking the position to put up with any BS or not just deprioritise the role when other things come up in their lives. The usual anticapitalist "sure, I'm allowed to say no and starve in the streets what a free uncoerced choice" doesn't really apply in this case because if you spend all your time working this job with your PHD and college level teaching experience making the University thousands of dollars every hour starving in the streets is where you will be :marx-joker:

    • gaycomputeruser [she/her]M
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      2 years ago

      They don't even house or feed you wtf. I've seen shitty postdoc programs but this takes the cake.

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, gender identity, national origin, disability, age, sexual orientation or protected veteran status. their need to eat or pay rent.

    • micnd90 [he/him,any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Stop being a class reductionist, representation matters :capitalist-woke:

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, gender identity, national origin, disability, age, sexual orientation or protected veteran status.

    :capitalist-woke: ... but the poors can fuck off. Only the independently wealthy need apply.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    The Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry at UCLA seeks applications for an Assistant Adjunct Professor on a without salary basis. Applicants must understand there will be no compensation for this position.

    :jesse-wtf:

  • GoroAkechi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I just applied. Of course, I don’t have a PHD and I don’t live within 100 miles of LA, but if they want free labour, I’ll give them exactly what they want.

  • MaxOS [he/him, any]
    cake
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    2 years ago

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    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

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    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      We Pretend to Work and They Pretend to Pay Us

      ~ Communist Coal Miner UCLA Adjunct Professor