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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    but if it were communist and "only milk" then it would be dearth of consumer choices indicating no freedom

    • riley
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • hes_fired [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Almond milk is thousands of years old and these dickwhistles act like it got invented in 2015 by Zoe Quinn

      • hes_fired [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Dick whistle / whistle dick is an old af phrase and isn't homophobic in origin or intent. I'm literally gay. And I'm not being "wilfully obtuse", get off your high horse.

        God, what a rare shitty, bad faith interaction on hexbear.

  • celestial
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    5 months ago

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    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black

  • FirstToServe [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I don't want my thing to be an option.

    I want my thing to be the only thing allowed.

    • Quimby [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      idk, sounds an awful lot like communism to me!

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Buck Sexton is a 70s porno name for a guy with a named signature move, uniquely bizarre public hair configuration, absurd tattoo, or some combination thereof.

    like, "The Stinger", a platinum blond orb over the shaft, and a sweet Trans Am on the left butt cheek.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I too enjoy partaking in a product that leads to the torture and slaughter of millions of sentient beings every year just so I can prove my manliness when I order a coffee.

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Schrödinger's masculinity.

      Like lmao I thought the manly thing was black coffee with no sugar. Now it's with milk, but not raw milk.

      Capitalism is such bullshit lol

      • Circra [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I kinda hope it has changed cos I like black coffee without sugar and if the chuds are moving over to coffee with cow juice then I can order black coffee without ppl thinking I am trying to be hyper manly.

    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I just remind men that milk is for babies and real men take it black

        • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          i dunno sounds gay

          why yes, i do take my zapatista coffee with hemp milk why do you ask?

          • star_wraith [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            A fellow Zapatista coffee enjoyer, I see

            :maduro-coffee: :gigachad-hd:

  • Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    :dio-walk:

    Me, quickly calling my lawyer to have him draft up the proper language to order my gay latte as I walk into a Seattle coffee shop that doesn't allow white men inside.

  • UlyssesT
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    21 days ago

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    • ultraviolet [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      He looks like a bearded Tucker Carlson trying to do dreamworks face :live-tucker-reaction:

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    For an extra dose of normal, he's literally doing a Kubrick stare in his profile picture.

    • buh [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      it looks like drunken Dreamworks face