"The law, in its majestic equality, prevents rich and poor alike from starting a Pyramid scheme in the state of New York"
Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.
A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"
"I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.
His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone
How funny it would be if he became president and then the state of NY wasn't able to get the money from him. Things are bleak, but at least there is some potential for comedy here.
Right, so what I expect to happen is he just won't pay and face zero consequences and move every business into one of his failson's names and continue with business as usual
What are they going to do if he doesn't pay, sue him again? Good luck with that.
i saw this on reddit and someone said that he has to put the money up first before he can appeal. source: a reddit comment
My deleted comment got an upvote. Haha. It was "Look what they did to Our Big Wet Boy." I squashed down the title and squeezed it in there instead.
if you personally owe someone nearly half a trillion dollars, they're not going to arrest you
