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  • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You have a roommate who knows how to please the people you're attracted to and you don't ask him how he does it?

    Straight dudes are not all right. 4chan straight dudes are worse

  • YuccaMan [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Literally just treat women like they're human and git gud at eating pussy. It isn't complicated.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Making up people to be mad at is old news, but making up people to cuck you is a new level of pathology to me

  • StewartCopelandsDad [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    this is 100% a fake story but it's fine bc it probably had whatever board it was posted on seething anyway

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I dunno man, maybe learning how to do good in the bedroom involves more than watching porn and whining on 4chan

  • a_fanonist_hexagon [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    i mean, i'm a more consistent performer with my mouth and i have muuuuch less experience with cis womens junk than a trans man would

    • BringMeExtra [xe/xem,fae/faer]
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      2 years ago

      sex is a lot more than just penetration. People really limit themselves by focusing their definition of sex around whether a person with a cock has cum or not.

      Queer sex tends to be more of a vibe. It’s different than porn or whatever. also helps if you are multi-orgasmic (easier if you aren’t a cis dude)

        • BringMeExtra [xe/xem,fae/faer]
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          2 years ago

          Good news! It’s not impossible for cis dudes to be multi-orgasmic. You just need to work on kegels + edging stuff.

          If you look at it as a game, you can learn the rhythms of your body even better. It’s more challenging because cis guys tend to have longer refractory periods and their orgasms have that feeling of “inevitability” that can override a desire to taper back.

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            You know what's the big fuck8ng problem? The fucking mess of cum everywhere, yeah yeah "it's part of the fun blah blah", it gets really annoying, sometimes I wanna have some sex without having to chage evrything and take a shower afterwards, shower sex is nice yeah but beds are a great thing too

              • RNAi [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                Pineapples are expensive where I live

            • BringMeExtra [xe/xem,fae/faer]
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              2 years ago
              amab trans people on HRT have a cheat code for this

              high levels of t blockers and estradiol lower you cum output to basically zero

              • RNAi [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                I haven't yet tried the soy lecitin & zink trick

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      In my experience it's usually rounds of sex with rounds of cuddling in between. A round of sex can usually go for a while, but even so it's not like someone's getting their bits licked for 8 hours continuously

      Also when neither partner has a refractory period there's less of a physical limitation

    • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      How do people have sex for hours? Do people not get tired and sore?

      Doing Drugs, tantric sex, taking a break, and just making out before moving on to the next session.

      • nabana [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        IMO the between rounds shit cannot be overstated enough for cishet people especially. Still the reason foreplay is a cultural joke in cishet relationships. I don't think they understand quite how much the joke is true even for the ones joking about it though.

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Multiple hours, I dunno, but you can make the whole experience last a long time if it's not just straight pounding. Do foreplay, dirty talk, hand/mouth stuff for 30+ minutes. Every nipple should be lovingly sucked.

    • Soap_Owl [any]
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      2 years ago

      I dunno. Being kinky and living in a big city could see this happen

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "I have a penis"

    A year or two where I had erectile disfunction due to some medication forced me to learn how to do sex gooder. Highly recommend.