• BowlingForDeez [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This prompt fulfills the basic conservative fantasy: a.) they get to be a hero saving people with zero sacrifice or effort on their part and b.) they get to say the n-word

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Doing "a" alone is good but it leaves them feeling empty inside. They won but they didn't really finish.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    what if there was a bomb and it could only be defused by teaching critical race theory, what would you do then

    this was literally the plot to Die Hard 3

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    If I dont say the N-Word the terrorists win. Average white person.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      N-word nuclear war trolley problem

      You can save ten million people. But to save each person - a right-wing streamer gets to broadcast an uncensored hour of hate and racism on Youtube.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    nobody who isn't a Nazi is sitting around wracking their brains for a situation wherein it's not just permissible but a moral imperative to drop the n-word

    stomp ben in the balls until he [redacted]

    • trucknuts [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      If there’s a bomb that’s about to go off and kill a million people and the only way to disarm it is for a white person to say the nword hard r, it’s better to let the bomb go off because at least then it’s not racist.

  • buh [any]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine having a life so sheltered this is the kind of problem that stays on your mind

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is why I hate "what ifs" debates. It's completely fictionalized idealism with zero material impact on the world.

    If you ever "what if" me I'm going to answer "is it actually happening right now? No? Fuck off with your made up bullshit."

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :geordi-no: actually being concerned about nuclear proliferation

    :geordi-yes: this bullshit

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    upon imagining themselves in this scenario, the conservative remembers the quote....

    "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    every level of this twitter exchange is so damn funny

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Conservatives are obsessed with tricking liberals into saying they're the same but only on those issues where there's light between them