Many-Chinas interpretation of U.S. policy: every subatomic interaction leads to an infinite amount of parallel chinas. The U.S. theoretically loses the war against china instantly, and decides to launch nukes, but every nuclear fissile reaction only creates more chinas. The U.S. is defeated and quantum communism flourishes.
Broke: Fully Automated Luxury Communism
Woke: Everything Everywhere All at Once Communism
The only way to real freedom is to make every single Chinese person an individual state.
Just like the founding fathers intended.
Own a 火槍 for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four 洋鬼子 break into my hovel. "What the 鬼佬?!" as I grab my 辮子 and fire lance. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my 飛標 on the second man, miss him entirely since it's a fucking throwing weapon and nail the neighbours ox. I have to resort to the火箭車 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with rockets. "我不愿再见到你!" the rocket barrage shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel break apart the front facing wall of my hovel and deafen everyone within a mile radius. Fix my 偃月刀 and charge the last terrified 鬼子. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since guandao wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Divorced China policy: America recognizes the PRC on weekdays and the ROC on weekends.
Three Kingdoms Policy: The U.S. officially recognises the states of Wu, Shu and Wei as having legitimate claim to the Mandate of Heaven, and had totally nothing to do with Lu Bu's rebellion.
We are China Policy: America changes it's name to China and no longer recognizes the PRC or ROC as China politically or geographically.
I really want this to happen, unironically. Itd be the most hilarious moment in history
Well the first step is getting a member of the Falun Gong elected president
I was on board with Too Many Chinas Policy but you've persuaded me, this is the way.
The Fine China policy: Every American gets a nice new set of dishes.
One China but It's America Now Policy: Americans and Chinese alike will have to pack all their shit up and switch countries.
Everyone currently living in Los Angeles has to live in the Hengduan mountains now, that's just how it works
The Teleological China Policy: The U.S. recognizes we don't currently have a True China. China can only exist as the asymptotic limit of a specific region of South East Asia as t goes to infinity.
The Tautological China Policy: The U.S. recognizes China to be China.
The Open Set Policy: The U.S. do not recognize the borders of China as part of China.
The Closed Set Policy: The U.S. recognizes the borders of China as part of China.
China Town Policy: China exists, but only within specific districts in various cities
Rotating Chinas policy: The US recognises the PRC as China on odd weeks and the ROC on even weeks
i personally am a firm believer in the Fun China Policy
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